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Everything posted by 3bitbob

  1. Monkeys Fist's heart is broken.

    Fucking hell mate - get well soon
  2. Gout

    My family has a history of it and took all the advice I could get from them. 1 x Allopurinol a day has keep it at bay with no attacks in over 2 years - always keep a supply of colchicine, which is extremely effective at clearing it up in 1 - 2 days, just in case it ever flaired up again
  3. Monkeys Fist

    Happy Birthday fella
  4. Seve Ballesteros

    Say's it all - loved by everyone RIP
  5. Mike Ashley - Friend of Foe?

    I've lived through this bollocks from Alan Suddick, through to Keith Dyson, Alan Duffy, Ian Bogie, Joe Allon, etc etc....the fact is that all clubs have "promising" youngsters, but SO DOES EVERY OTHER FUCKER. I despair, I really do. Anybody we DO get, Ashley will sell them for as much as he can get. This is how he sees the club, they are just commodities to be bought and sold. In the summer we will bring in 3, 4 or 5 sub standard players for about half the Carroll and Enrique transfer money to paper over the cracks of a thin squad of players [which will be the norm for however long he owns the club] and they will tell us its "good business". But the team wil be inferior to that which started this season. Relegation fights, dwindling revenues, accepting lower standards and the inabliity to challenge the likes of Spurs and Liverpool, playing in front of anything up to a half empty stadium, is our future, and its "good business" according to the halfwits who run the club and the thousands of wankers who are believing and accepting it. This sums it up for me - sad but true
  6. Mike Ashley - Friend of Foe?

    Lets welcome back Fred West / Harold Shipman / Peter Sutcliffe as he made me a cup of tea and advised me on car insurance - ffs!
  7. Elizabeth Taylor

  8. Safc Season Ticket Advert

    Don't they have a McDonalds Happy Meal stand too?
  9. your 1st nufc game?

    Home game against West Brom (When they were sponsored by No Smoking) Think it was Mid 80's ish - Won 4-1 if I remember correctly with Pedro scoring
  10. Will you be renewing this season?

    After all these years - no Just made up my mind last night - Heart says yes but my head still says no
  11. Happy birthday Cat

    Happy Birthday - hope its perrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect
  12. Jonás Gutiérrez, at last some end product

    Shop Window IMO
  13. 'Thirsty' Lads tonight

    PM me please - I have a few but they are mostly crap most of the time
  14. sweetleftpeg

    Happy Birthday
  15. Pete Postlethwaite

  16. Funny pictures thread

    Ray Mears would have him. Recon Bruce Parry could take them both Only if Ray didn't eat the fucker first. I'm sure when the director calls 'cut' Ray is handed a KFC bargan bucket - nee way he can have those jowles from seeds and berries
  17. Funny pictures thread

    Ray Mears would have him. Recon Bruce Parry could take them both
  18. Toonraider

    Happy Birthday x
  19. Its prediction time again.....

    Pissed myself!
  20. Meenzer

    Happy Birthday
  21. Dinner in town

    Cannot beat Baps on a luchtime Sarnie, crisps and a drink for £3.50 Plus they do a fantastic homemade mince pie for 'extras'
  22. 15 in the First Division
  23. Superstitions before the match

    Always enter St. James' Park via turnstile 13
  24. Smooth Operator

    Happy Birthday

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