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MarkyMark

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  1. 2nd - she prefers it that way and my Dad always taught me that not everything in life is a race.
  2. Adrift. Film about a load of idiots who jump off a yaught for a swim - and then cant get back on the boat cos they forgot to drop the ladder first. Tits. It was shite.
  3. For me its no sex in public......... ............. Unless there's people watching.
  4. What proper narcs me off is those who strike. Honestly, I mean in this day and age all you gain by striking is an unpaid day off. Trade unions are losing more and more clout by the minute. Thing is, if I dont like my job, I look for another one. Simple as that. Heat, Kitchen, cant stand etc etc. Now wheres my bloody bank statement?
  5. stopping in tonight also. Whats sad is that its now ten to eleven and I've just cracked open the 3rd bottle of wine and I'm posting on here - why did I buy a laptop again?
  6. Night shift's nowt - up until a year ago I was doing 36 hour days
  7. 1. I'm Fat 2. I'm also now drunk 3. I'm massively in debt 4. I'm Fat, drunk and and massively in debt 5. I'm considering how much it would hurt falling off the tyne bridge
  8. Kind of but they're not ones for giving you points on your licence - see here Trafficmaster To further clarify, the cameras on the coast road that will get you points are the Yellow Truvello cameras. The CCTV type cameras which are new and have only appeared in the last couple of months are CCTV and DO NOT measure speed. They are to monitor the flow of traffic coming out of the city centre. They could however be linked to the police national computer and dvla and have a look to see who's driving with no road tax as they will be able to record the number plates. Thats why in the do
  9. Why did the baker have a brown finger. Because he Kneeded a shit.
  10. Kind of but they're not ones for giving you points on your licence - see here Trafficmaster To further clarify, the cameras on the coast road that will get you points are the Yellow Truvello cameras. The CCTV type cameras which are new and have only appeared in the last couple of months are CCTV and DO NOT measure speed. They are to monitor the flow of traffic coming out of the city centre. They could however be linked to the police national computer and dvla and have a look to see who's driving with no road tax as they will be able to record the number plates. Thats why in the do
  11. Gillian McKeith - annoying, wrinkled, lying bint. She can eat shit for all I care.
  12. Hardly suprising - thats my local kwik save and theres never anyone in. I very occasionally go in to get wine if they have specials on. It just cant compete with the big boys anymore.
  13. Ashcroft did something last year if I remember right. It was appauling, very forgettable tune.
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