Howay

I'm glad Armstrong come on like this co-commentator wanted. Even happier we kept Riviere on and took Perez off to accommodate him. Can we just push Cisse on in a wheelchair or something.

Some staggering stats just reeled off there. 16 losses in 22 games, that includes you Alan!

Wonder how many niggling injuries will crop up before next game, Iron lungs will no doubt pull a muscle.

Aye, there's absolutely no benefit in letting Carver guide us to 11 successive losses. I just want to see a massive brawl, the ref not knowing what's going on until he realizes all our players are kicking Carver in on the side of the pitch. Tbh I'm sort of hoping he says something somewhat racist in anger at one of our players, which I don't think is beyond him, and the FA take the decision out of big Mike's hands.

Aye, I've no clue who it is. He's dreadful, keeps yelling about how ridiculous it is De Jong is on while saying we should put a shite youth player on and we need people that will roll their sleeves up like James Vardy, well aye we do that's why we've lost 8 in a row you twonk, we'd not be in this mess if we had players who give a chuff.

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Armstrong is the next James Vardy, coming straight from whoever the fuck this co-commentator is.

I think it must be canny new aye, I never noticed it before this season.

Aye I never want to see the coward play for us again, that said I've felt the exact same way after basically all of his appearances.

Bravo.

Think this co-commentator needs some time alone with some youtube clips of Vardy.

Just said Leicester are starting to play like a Championship winning side, think he needs to step away from the glue he's sniffing. Making Pearson sound like a cross between Rocky Balboa and Jose Mourinho as well.

What was he even fucking doing man? Oh and here's little Vern, jesus fucking wept.

Williamson trying to murder someone, can we never see him play again please?

Yet another couple of set pieces lost, I can't remember the last ball we won from a defensive set piece. The lofted ball to Williamson on the offensive one still does the trick mind, it's just a shame he still does fuck all with it 3 years on from trying it for the first time.

This is how I imagine Chelsea v Notts County looks. Probably harsh on Notts county tbh.

Williamson is fantastic btw, every time he bowls someone over and it's a clear yellow he just jogs off cooly from the ref as if that'll do anything, maybe he thinks if the ref sees his embarrassing neck tattoo he'll let him off.

Here's ol' one lung on to save the day.

Abied, Anita and Sammy look happy, they must be talking about Fifa or something. How has a club that hates spending money spent 14m combined on Anita and Riviere

3-0 to fucking Leicester, surely they have to make a change man? how on Earth can this bloke remain in charge, his position at the club is surely untenable. He must have no respect at all remaining.

Riviere not only a nightmare up front, he's also crushing dreams at the back.

I'd say Ashley must be shitting it and that idea would give me some sort of joy in this disgrace of a season but the mental part is he could actually just sack this prick and bring in someone for a few games like Sunderland did. It's unfathomable that he's still in charge, he must think there's no way those below us will catch up.

They may as well split his wage between two or so of the mag writers or something, even on top of their normal jobs they could find the time to write better, more insightful articles than the former footsoldier.

Aye, I'm not sure there's ever been worse in the clubs history tbh he can't even manage to get them playing any sort of football and constantly picks poor players, then spends the game calling them worse than shite to further demotivate them. I think he at least equals the worst tbh as I can't see how anyone can be any worse than him.

Just saw the two goals, we've somehow got worse at set pieces under Carver than we were under Pardew. Have we won a header defending a set piece under Carver? I don't know the stat but from what I've seen in the games I've watched we almost seem to give away more free headers when defending set pieces than clearing them.