Howay

Reminds me of that bit on Anchorman where he goes into the bar and Danny Trejo talks to him in English and after it Will Ferrell goes "I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish". I fully expect a similar situation has played out where Janmaat has explained something tactically to a confused and slightly irritated looking Carver only to hear "ahhm sorry maate, Stone lad you speak any Dutch, or whatever?".

Any reason for them hoying it out? they getting in the way of more eye level areas for sports direct logos or something?

Aye, under Pardew this would be the type of game he'd win to go on a little run to average out the shitty run we've had. Under Carver this will be exactly what we are all thinking going in, we'll be so deep in our own half that the ball will barely make it past the half way line. This could get embarrassing for a normal side, 4-0 or so, however as we've suffered that sort of beating in alarming amounts over the last few year we'll all move on after this embarrassment. Carver to inevitably blame the players genetic make up again.

"It's dead easy if you're dealing with a British club" This bloke would be fucking hilarious if he was anywhere else but here. He's so full of shite it's painful, I'll tell you what it is John it's 3 fucking years of you running the coaching and constant weakening of the squad that has us playing Sammy Ameobi and Yoann Gouffran ffs. This is the second time he has had a pop at the players since the mackems game, brilliant coaching yet again, makes you wonder how he does it behind the scenes and has been doing it for the last few year. This bloke has absolutely no right to have a job at a professional football club, what a cunt.

Aye Rob Green showing his class yet again .

I think Mako's flounce was because the receptionist (Kevin Kyle) clocked that Mako had 2 overdue rentals of "Peyytarr reeeyyyds party bus" out on vhs from the Pennywell community library, so Kyle enforced the nee computaaa rewul. Plus he owed two eye Bob 50p for the panda pop he lent him last week, 2 strikes that is

I propose we get some heffer to clog up the bogs around where Ashley sits, then crimp one out on the urinal. If he's subjected to that for a while he might break.

Aye I hope he does. I agree, they're going to keep pushing until someone gets charged with it, I think that's why we've seen such a spate of them recently. I saw a programme standing up for police officers pointing out that sometimes an object can resemble a gun and a split second decision is needed, the thing is I think we all get that, the difference is these pricks are just shooting people in the back and choking people who are doing nothing more than selling fucking cigarettes. I really do hope this bloke gets the book thrown at him because it's completely out of hand now and it will continue to be until some of these blokes are sentenced.

You're showing naivety yourself Scoobos. Do you really think the fans factored in it much? He went from about 500k a year to around 1.5m a year and returned to his hometown club that he actually gives a shit about, he was more than happy to ride out rough periods here in the past to get his money and was simply clinging on like Souness and Allardyce did until he got the boot and could collect his lump sum, it's just a better opportunity came a long for him first. I think it's also a bit harsh to act like others have jumped into this view point quickly, he was here a long time and he gave the fans some pretty horrific football to watch as well as some embarrassing results, there was once a time where most would be fucking gutted their team had lost by 3 or more goals, under him it just become a fairly standard loss. HMHM is spot on as well, just because Carver is worse and less qualified than him doesn't suddenly make him better. I'm glad to have finally seen the back of Pardew, his run at Palace does nothing to change my mind, I hope to see a proper manager appointed at the end of the season which I think we will as anything else will be Ashley jeopardizing his club. I also think it's worth considering that the results we have had since he left could have been just as bad with him here as they have been with him gone, I don't see how it's some foregone conclusion that we'd have been much better, he lost 4 in a row to Sunderland and had an absolutely embarrassing run from xmas 2013 deep into this season.

We might finally get to watch some ambitious football as well as it might get his fat fucking arse in gear to try and get them back in the Premiership. That season and a good portion of the first one back in the Prem were probably our best and most enjoyable football under this slug.

Sounds very similar to his wins at Newcastle tbh. Useless fucking cunt.

Aye howay man Pardew is fucking shite, we saw years of his football. Even with talented players we more often than not relied on pieces of brilliance rather than any sort of tactic. His good run at Palace will come to an end and they will struggle, he'll get more and more negative, fall out with some player and that'll be that. Of course everyone banging on about how daft Newcastle look wont bother going back on their shite. This bloke played reo-coker and Carlton Cole over Tevez and Mascherano, and was also sacked from a League One club. I'm fairly sure he hasn't suddenly figured it all out. The fact Ashley is a fucking prick and hasn't bothered getting a replacement in doesn't change the fact Pardew is a below average chancer and a grade A cunt.

The bloke in charge of our side starts statements with "let me tell you something about", this is to the press ffs, I've little doubt he brings this lack of professionalism to everything he does. I'm sure he handled the Santon situation like he'd handle a bloke hitting on his lass at the pub "I want to be in the side more, I feel that..." "you what? You fucking what? Aahve got geordies like Dummett crawling through broken broon ale bottles to get in the side, let me tell you something about Iron Mike and ahhm not talkin boot the boxin fella...". Fucking charver.

Aye, you're right tbh. We have such a bad view of the place it must be worse from the inside. That'll be how Carver has been promised a job at some capacity at the club then, doesn't matter where he works in the club his salary would suit most roles.

Agree, they have all the hall marks of a team heading for relegation (not saying we will btw, but it'll be because the teams below couldn't pick up enough points to overtake us rather than anything our lot will do), they just don't give a fuck when they are losing. It seems like they all think they're class, like Sissoko and Tiote looking elsewhere, thinking the only reason for all these losses is the other players because it can't possibly be them. Remind me a bit of the gimps in the side when we went down, Owen walking about up top etc. No interest today and there hasn't been for the last 3 years of derbies. Can't say I'll be bothering to watch anymore of our games this season tbh. There's fuck all point with Carver in charge, it's similar to Ashley making a charver that goes to the back to get people sizes of boots in one of his shops CFO of all of Sports Direct. They should be coaching a sunday league side not a Premier league one.

He's probably right mind, everyone else is fucking apathetic to this shite now. This Newcastle team is just too pathetic to give a fuck about, they're all just a bunch of losers tbh. Krul patting Defoe on the head after his goal summed it up, content at being runners up. This is like two fat cunts racing each other in the Greggs charity run, coming in the last two places and the one who come 2nd last gloating over the other. Total fucking dross from both sides, yet again we've kept them up this season. It's a fucking disgrace that this potato headed fuck is manager.

"fifth league win of the season" 31 games in. What a joke.

How aren't either of these talentless sides going down?

Mackems cheering Johnson on if he gets convicted man..

Aye, seems like he's playing the game as protectively as possible for them but when it comes to us he's playing it like a 'let the game flow it's a derby'

How is that a yellow but the foul on Perez didn't even get a free kick? This league has some tragically bad officials.

Honestly man this referee is a fucking disgrace

Half expecting him to shrug turn to Stone and say "Weyy this is shite lads, I'll gan get wu the pints in eh". It's incredible that this is the state of this football club. Riviere can fuck right off too.

Looking at that coaching staff it's unbelievable to think they're in charge of a Premier League club.

Aye, they match our run of most wins in a row over the other as well.