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Albert Kirkey

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  1. If the two Koreas start fighting, will they get thrown out of the World Cup like Yugoslavia were thrown out of the '92 Euros? Could be a way for those plucky Irish to get into the tournament. Can just see a prick like Robbie Keane on Sky Sports News going 'obviously it's a shame that North Korea nuked Seoul but it's good that justice has been done and we're going to the World Cup. These things have a way of working themselves out in football.'
  2. I don't like the fact Balls was a Brown lap dog who undermined by any means necessary whoever he was told to. And the prick obviously relished the role too. Also very convenient how he got his new constituency seat. I could slag off the other three realistic contenders for plenty of things too, just I dislike Balls more than them.
  3. Balls, Burnham, the Milibands, what an uninspiring choice. Cosseted career politicians who've never had a job in the real world and have about as much substance as spit on a pavement. I love the way they're all being repentent about Labour's failures as they see them that helped them lose the election. Of course if they'd managed to get in they wouldn't be crusading now on the same topics would they? Balls is my choice to get it though. Horrible, horrible bastard who'll get tainted by the stink of failure in opposition. And added to the fact that loads of his own side hate him too, it'll finish him as any sort of relevant politician. Sacrifice a freaky goggle eyed, nasty piece of work pawn for the greater good.
  4. The Met Office.... sponsored by Homebase A sinister conspiracy, though the grovelling apologies from the Met Office a few months after getting it badly wrong have been quite amusing. Not enough to make up for crap weather, but still. I'd trust Smooth Jimmy Apollo to get a weather forecast right than the Met Office's 'experts'. His 52% strike rate has to be better than the Mets.
  5. Johann Cruyff. That's how football should be played.
  6. he is like steeeeeeveee geeee (who I also despise) just gets away with cheating all the time because hes john terry, england player with gerrard its diving and back talking refs constantly and with terry is leaping at players with his arms up blocking with his arm/hands and nothing ever being fucking given for it as well as fouling and back talking refs constantly Stevie G's usual tactic of when things aren't going well for his team to fly in with dangerous challenges always gets overlooked by pundits. Remember his two footed lunge at Solano back in 2003. Horrible scouse bastard.
  7. Neville should have went to the Liege game. Staying in the hut listening to Ajax on the radio instead, the soppy bassa
  8. Carling isn't a great beer, but a big part of the problem of a crap pint is how many pubs don't bother doing their lines properly. Loads of places keep a terrible cellar, and it shows.
  9. Keep the other two on the go, think of the one in the bag as an away goal in a European tie. Having that in the bank gives you the confidence to kick on and get another couple.
  10. Just had a cup of tea, but I think tonight for a proper drink it'll be Erdinger. I never get bored of Erdinger.
  11. Not sure what the ECB are so worried about either. Didn't the beeb manage to offer fifty million more than itv for formula 1 despite no one bidding against them. ECB will probably get an even bigger pay day than they would off Sky.
  12. Sounds good on paper. In practice the Beeb will probably make a right arse of it. Spoony and Tim Jovejoy will probably be the commentary team for the first session of the opening Ashes test. They'll want to make the coverage more accessible and inclusive.
  13. Sorry if this has been mentioned before (just seen this thread and going to wade through it this afternoon as I love stuff like this) The wankers in the newsagent queues that buy loads of scratchcards after deliberating which ones to get, and then get the lass behind the counter to check a sheaf of lottery tickets. Takes bloody ages for them to finish getting served.
  14. Terminator Salvation. And I thought it was excellent. Will be going back to see it again this week too.
  15. Has taken him a good few games to get up to speed after his injury lay offs in the past, nowt unique in that, but I'm not counting on him being much of a contributor in the remaining fixtures.
  16. Moving the club foward together no doubt.
  17. It's the supporters that are the best thing about the club. I don't think that'll ever be lost. The thing that's sickened me this season apart from the obvious clowns in charge of running the club has been the attitude of some of the players. It's as if they're doing us a favour by being at the club, try putting a shift in and make some effort for your money. I've seen bad players and bad teams before at Newcastle, but this mob who are paid absolute top whack for the garbage they deliver on the pitch, it knocks me sick. And that's before you even mention the fact you can't pick up a paper without a Newcastle player or coach bullshitting in the press about how they're not that bad really. I liked the old fashioned way of doing your talking on the pitch.
  18. I imagine Blatter and Platini would be cock in hand over the PL potentially hitting the buffers. If league matches go back on terrestrial tv though, is Elton Welsby still around to present to the nation?
  19. Pacific North West pre season tour of Portland, Seattle and Vancouver, that would be a decent trip. Not sure how beneficial it would be to getting off to a good start in the league, but as we're nailed on to be shite whatever what difference would it make. . .
  20. They probably think 9 0-0s will be okay. Not sure about us, but I reckon it's a great bet Allardyce is thinking that way.
  21. I reckon Ryder got the gig because he was already there and would be the cheapest option. He's made himself look foolish over the last few weeks.
  22. Didn't the Man U Supporters' Trust have a reasonable sized stake in the club pre-Glazer? It's obviously a lot easier to achieve when the club is a PLC, I can't see Ashley selling a stake to NUSC any time soon. Almost 10% iirc, they got really well organised when Rupert Murdoch tried to take Man U over. Counted for nowt in the end though when the Irish pair sold their shares to Glazer, but it was a very good effort.
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