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2007 years old, must be some size cake to hold all those candles!

"lay" them instead sorry i dont understand that. Ive only once placed a bet in my life.....200 quid on sheff utd to be relegated. ) So am a bit of a novice.

is there a way i can bet AGAINST a team qualifying from the championship? eg bet against sheff utd gaining promotion to PL

well who the hell was making that banging noise in my chimney last night then?

for once robson has impressed me! Thats very smart move imo. Might top up my SUT shareholding a bit )

worlds worst sounding accent is the "geordie" on big brother. Probably a mixed marriage runt from washington(half geordie half mackem) who spent 10 years in london at art college, and bums the director. Those are the images i get from hearing his accent. ie pretty cringeworthy stuff. Done think much of jane middlemiss either.

DO you know the girl who had sex with three United players? Call The Sun on 020 7782 4105. Don’t worry about the cost, we’ll call you straight back. You can also email us at exclusive@the-sun.co.uk Hurray for investigative journalism!

so whats the difference between a dweeb and a dork then?

one for t he tolkien fans.... name 2 Glaring errors in ROTKing(well in jacksons interpretaion thereof) clue...after passing through shelobs lair, and before arriving at mount doom.

I hope jackson learns from the mistakes he made in LOTR`s. He made them far too sentimental and concentrated too much on the battle scenes. I enjoyed the 1st film but was disappointed with next 2. The middle film was the weakest imo. Wonder how they will mangle the hobbit into 2 films....looks like they planning to make the battle of the 5 armies into half the second film ( I wonder if TOlkien is a bit miffed right now! "Before Gollum had the ring when Isildur took it from the dark lord and should have destroyed it when he had the chance. " DO new line own the copyright for the silmarilion?? I am guessing this will be left alone and in 5 years time another 3films will be made to spin out the revenue a bit further!

I found out something startling last night! There are different types of DDR memory. Apparently it goes from PC2100 to PC5000 ! in 10 steps. I didnt know there was anything better than pc3200 (200mhz) AM assuming that everything over pc3200 is special overclockers memory from Crucial etc. Anyone tried much of this overclocking milarkey? http://www.crucial.com/uk/store/mpartspecs...748D7B1A5CA7304

"gcgsgcgsgcgsgcggc outs himself as a non-geordie!" Yes am a Northumbrian not a geordie Being from Morpeth am not very broad, pls i lived away for a while, so watered my accent further.

Geriatric fantasy sex site.... http://www.penshionbook.com U know U want it!

http://www.jadafire.com/gallery.asp One for you raging feminists on here!

http://www.geocities.com/bobby_thompson_uk/motherinlaw.wma classic!

A friend of mine (hot lass) in georgia usa, says shes never heard the geordie accent. AM trying to find an example online she can download. ANyone know an mp3 ? eg bobby thompson or something. Get carter is the obvious film to tell her to watch, anything else come to mind?

Also using avg as my anti virus program. What other shields should i use? DO i need a firewall as well as this? running xp as the os (so pretty vulnerable os)

I have a wired router connected to the adsl connection, but there isnt any way to see what speed of coonection i have to the net. ANyone know the name of some software that could show this? what is the difference between an adsl1 and 2 router?? According to the blokee on the phone my line can go uptp 6.5meg, but is it limited by which router i use?

`He bought Milner the summer prior to him being sacked ffs.` well i dont think the 12 months improved his level of performance. Milner was not the oustanding talent sir bob was hoping for, he is workmanlike and a team player.....a fine addition to a midtable team! `

should have been sacked, he couldsnt see the team was shite ie he had signed too many mediocre players and insisted on playing them eg milner/jenas/portugese flop etc The 5-0 vs chelsea[think tinkerman was still manager] showed where we were at ie going downhill

"Ramage would play better than a lot of our defenders at the minute, if he was fit like. " I must say, sir, that that statement is.......... COMPLETE BOLLOCKS!!

i dont have sky tv, and dont want it either. You cant get broadband only from them ( I know this, cos i rang and asked them !

To cut a long story short, i was lied to by a tiscali customer service person this week; had asked for a MAC code. Said he could cut me a special deal.....theyve gone and reconnected me to my old package! 2mb@14.99 Anyone suggest a good isp? 2mb for under 10quid or better. I dont want a calls package though.

interesting interview. I cant help thinking that the whole interview was an excercise in spin. It was funny when the presenter afterwards said: you cant blame the lad really, hes from a shithole in liverpool.