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div-s-

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  1. a thought thats what your whole life was about:)
  2. surely he should just be happy hes alive and carry on with his sorry little life cunt!
  3. div-s-

    Pizzas

    a hate the stuff its horrible! a dont want to be a fucking green giant like the 7 year olds in the advert
  4. div-s-

    Pizzas

    I remember getting tuna and sweetcorn pizzas from the Co-op. They were absolutely amazing. that sounds fucking horrible!!!
  5. div-s-

    Pizzas

    best - anything spicey worst - anything with sweetcorn!
  6. div-s-

    IT'S FRIDAY

    wish the weekend was over, am to skint to do anything:(
  7. div-s-

    Poll

    take it out surely mainly for the purpose if your taking a drink and you end up swallowing the teabag
  8. nope ma broadband is with BT thinkin a goin way sky broadband tho
  9. 50 odd quid a month fur sky+ multiroom
  10. its nice in blue but the grey one looks like a training top
  11. my bins have ben blown over already! a hate the noise the wind makes especially when yer tryin to get to sleep!!!
  12. damn right a do shoulda seen that post comin from someone
  13. come on i feel lucky tonight
  14. A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee and a 250g pack of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated," You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."
  15. AIDS JUNKIE SCUM you must be gettin me confused way someone else
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