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About sh0ttie

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  1. Favourite Movie Quote

    whats your favourite movie quote Hank Evans: Vagiclean," huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco? Mrs. Bittman: Excuse me? Hank Evans: No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. [grabs microphone] Hank Evans: Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough
  2. The Wire

    Anyone watched The Wire?? Am just starting to watch the first episode on Virgin Media on Demand. Is it any good?
  3. Wham Bars !!!

    great site a quarter of
  4. David Moyes questions Nigerian ages.

    yes you are being a racialist now if i can have your account number and sort code
  5. hmmmm Thrush

    one of the best scenes in me,myself and irene
  6. Gazza

    Gazza detained under mental health act! Former England footballer Paul Gascoigne has been detained under the Mental Health Act following an incident at a hotel in Newcastle. Northumbria Police said a 40-year-old man was detained following an incident of disorderly behaviour at the Malmaison Hotel early on Wednesday. Officers later visited Mr Gascoigne at Gateshead's Hilton Hotel after concerns were raised about his behaviour. Police said he was not in custody and was now receiving medical treatment. From BBC
  7. How to marshall a fighter jet.

    great video, v funny. Brings back a few memories my time in the service, top fellas.
  8. What are you listening to ?

    Best of Depeche Mode
  9. What are you listening to ?

    Moloko - Catalogue .....gotta love Róisín Murphy
  10. What Are You Watching?

    You've got it all to come. Watching my 10 month old baby girl dancing to Local Hero atm. aye been there and done it lol got a 4 y/o boy that is well into power rangers, wish i had a quid for every time he has either punched or kicked me lol
  11. What Are You Watching?

    am watching my 5 day old baby girl at mo
  12. C*nts' Corner

    any of the tossers that ever go on there
  13. What are you reading?

    just got Stephen Fry's Moab is my washtub...something to read when the missus is in labour
  14. BANNED!

    Go on then. You at the match tomorrow night? Thing is mate, you can say what you like about my personal life from last year. But, in the past year i've probably had the best year of my life. As well as that i'm on target for a top grade in my Masters Degree in Mathematics and I already have a job interview lined up for a big company. I'll remember to chuck you a fiver when I see you looking for pennies at Haymarket though. Well if you have an interview, you must be awesome! How much they paying you for the interview? The bit in bold though amuses me greatly. I've seen you on the telly, and find the fact that you would even say that to me absolutely golden. Would probably show up with your Dad and Stevie, to stick up for you though! Oh, that's unless you're not speaking to your Dad because he might have been the one slipping your lass 12 pounds of cock behind your back? I reckon that line shows how little you know,as you actually have to go through three rounds of applications to get a formal interview with this company. Now that i'm in the final round of the applications status, as long as I don't make a tit of myself i'll be earning 30k as a 21 year old. Not bad, eh? As regards to you seeing me on the Telly, would this be my interview in 2005? Things change, mate. Obviously you haven't gone through puberty in those 3 years though. I'm 21 and already make 30k. Not bad eh? im 30 and make 21k hows that....no wait hang on thats not right!!!

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