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They'd be better off getting her in the squad

Didnt she borrow the money off Ashley? Then she had to pay it back in a hurry when she criticised him in public not long after...

I'm loving this new version of the Premier League where the games are played and every decision is reviewed by teenage geeks watching detailed frame by frame replays and then league positions are awarded depending on the strength of your team of accounting consultants... Its absolutely thrilling

Think it says Ball on his shirt… never heard of him.

None of us know what conversations are going on behind the scenes about what the target is for the rest of the season. We may be happy with 8th-10th and no Euro football next season to give us a chance to have a realistic shot at qualifying for the Champs League again. Or we may be pushing for 7th to get us into the conference and give us further experience of playing European football and getting the club used to that idea. With that in mind I think Howe is experimenting a little bit with tactics and personnel. I think the obvious tactic last night was to sit deep and hit them on the break, but long term thats probably not a tactic that we want to be using regularly. So we used a high press and told Gordon to stay further up the pitch. It didnt work particularly well, but the more we get used to that style, the better in the long term. Hopefully we're going to give him 2-3 years to get it right before we think about making a change, but these days you never know.

Disallowed as he's not a real Eddie...

Not sure why we always seem to think the only chance we have of winning a trophy is to get the most favourable draw possible? So the narrative is we need to get Coventry at home in this round, Wolves in the semi and then Leicester in the final? Man City away isnt ideal but bring it on. Lets get stuck into them.

All that mattered last night was that we won. But we are a challenging watch at the moment... Longstaff displaying the physicality of Thauvin doesnt help

The red scousers unbelievably managed to defeat a side 10 places and 25 points behind them in the league. Wow, how unexpected, said absolutely nobody except the fawning media and deluded fans.

Must be in his contract that he plays the last weekend in Feb every year…

Bruno is available at 2/1 or maybe even 5/2 for a yellow tomorrow. Has to be a certainty, he's been saving himself for this one...

I think our best move would be to just leave him on gardening leave until 2026. Fuck Ratcliffe, Fuck Ashworth and Fuck their fucking awful fans

Does any money we get for Ashworth help with FFP? If, so squeeze as much out of them as possible. If not, he can do the full 20 months horticultural experience.

His detailed spreadsheet is missing a column for "Gambling Habit Y/N"