Kid Dynamite

We got a 50 year old bloke at work whose t-shirts only feature winnie the pooh or tigger, or tye-dye pictures of mystical wolves. He seriously looks like a paedophile wandering around at 50 with tigger on his t-shirt!

When geremi went walkabout form his position today i said to no-one in particular, 'wheres our right winger!?' The bloke in front quipped, 'hes playing on the left wing' Anyway i laughed, but the bloke next to him was so mortal he turned round and slurred to me 'hes playing on the fucking left wing you cunt!' , blatantly missing the joke his own mate had just cracked! Anyway, after a short exchange of words and me telling him for £500 a season i can say whatever i want and if he can feel free to move to another seat if he doesnt want to hear it, his mate tells him to shut up and he calms down. Cue Zoggy diving at the Leazes end and another rant ' You fucking black cunt, fuck off back home etc. etc.' So his mate tells him to sober up and stop being a tart to which he declares ' fuck this' stumbles along the row and go's home after 30 mins of the game at 1-0 down. Anyone else sit next to similarly delightful people? Im looking forward to seeing him at the next game, hopefully hel feel like a right twat!

Stupid decisions by sam time and time again! Geremi at fucking Right Wing again. Countless times Beye tried getting up the wing and when it came to pass to someone Geremi is ambling about in the centre circle! Viduka came on and Martins moved over to the RW in the 2nd half which seemed to be working better so what does Sam do? Puts Smith in midfield and Barton on the RW. Its seriously beggars belief. A couple of other points of note. Martins never gambles on Smiths flick ons, and Smith won a fair few in the 1st half. Secondly, twice today i saw barton fuck up and then immediately start berating someone else for his mistake. Im not convinced about him at all. On the plus side, Taylor has had 2 outstanding games now, Smith has had 2 of his better games for us now hes playing in his proper position and Beye looks tidy too.

Didnt get the reaction he expected though, half the east stand told him to fuck off. I think he sees himself as the voice of the people now after his little whige the other day.

Im surprised shola didnt get a game! He usually saves his best performances for occasions like this!

I thought smith was gone like when their player hoyed himself down on the touch line! I thought the ref did ok. Same cant be said of the linesman who waited for the ref to give every decision before raising his flag!"

Im sure hel enjoy meeting our cultured centre halves in england. Looks like Malouda is on his way already

Weve got the right wing sorted. Hes playing on the left wing! Cracking 2nd half, much more like it. Shouldnt gloss over the facts though. Silly team selection again. Geremi RW, Zoggy LB, Milner LW. And we didnt look too good until we scored around the hour mark. Like i said though, after that we were the better team and were unlucky not to nick it at the end. Did anyone read the programme? Too much bullshit in it for me about blackburn saying we deserved to win! Did we shite, we played an average game against an average team and they finished ther chances better than us. Thats why we lost. PS - Arsenal are dirty cheating cunts!

Why are group Ds games tonight instead of next week?

I suppose the press pick on his brother too?

I will sing my heart out tomorrow. I dont care if we lose 5-0 as long as we show some heart. A performance anywhere near that of liverpools and Barton is going to hear a whole new type of viciousness and he can fucking lump it!

Good to see the romance is alive and well in your marriage!

You are such a sad twat. Are you going to be cracking cock and fanny jokes forever? You really do have the sense of humour of a 13 year old, its sad to watch.

All the lasses had these. I think you got them free in frosties or something.

Wheel discs for your mountain bike were ace. Until the wind blew and you fell into oncoming traffic

Back when skateboards had brakes!!!

And i cleaned up the streets of all the trash on my streethawk aka raleigh wildcat

My grandad made me one of these bad boys!

Harper is about 5 years too late to do anything with his career now. Apparently about 4 seasons ago he had a few clubs after him, including celtic, but he turned them down as he was happy building up his bank balance and living close to his friends and family. I think if hed taken the plunge then he would have a few caps under his belt by now.

Exactly How many games will it take for him to play 442 without 3 CM and a CF in midfield, our RW on the bench and our LW at LB? I dont suppose Ahley is too happy that Spains best young £6million LB is deemed not worthy of a starting place either. Its suicidal tactics at the minute and if sam does get sacked i dont care what anyone says, hes partly to blame.

Its asking for trouble that there are still some players and staff left over from when he played at the club. Any old bad blood could spark problems in the dressing room before hes even started!

Be careful with that. I went there for a fight last year and they kept advertising over the PA that they were open til 4am. The fight didnt start til 4.15am in the end though. By 3am there were only about 5 people left in there!

Bono = Singing equivalent of

Youre just a 12 year old inside a 10 year olds body arent you!