PaddockLad

Chuffed as nuts. Didn’t apply for a ticket. Then fancied going after the spurs match so put the feelers out and got lucky. Then Monday I got a text reminding me that it’s Orbital in Southampton tomorrow night and not being in the first flush of youth as they say I flogged the ticket on and so I won’t be getting in at stupid o’clock tomorrow morning after that paying to watch that parcel of fucking shit 😀 Thoughts and prayers with agent @Dr Gloom though 🙏🏻😔 hope he’s not regretting his life choices tonight

Can someone contradict me here if I say this is probably good for us? #unqualifiedopnion 🤷🏻‍♂️

I think if our scintillating forward line hasn’t ripped these a new one after an hour then we might win it from the bench

I forgot about Kev’s short story…. What happened with that? @Kevin Carr's Gloves

Being the poncey fuckers that we undoubtedly are me and the now semi permanent Mrs PL are currently booking up for this middle class wank fest https://bordersbookfestival.org/ Wondering if any of the TT literary heeds will be in attendance? Am specifically meaning you @Rayvin?? …

Am sure I’ve posted this before but you really don’t need to know anything else about the cunt bar this https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/billionaire-british-boss-plans-axe-9014329.amp

that third goal did for Hotspur Hippie….the next one apparently made him want to euthanise the whole team

No, it’s not him…it’s this lad, it’s the old AFCB Mafia again.. https://www.afcb.co.uk/news/features/bourne-legacy-paul-mitchell/

Listen chum, you started this…

A Berlingo is most definitely not an MPV

That’s debatable…a Berlingo has windows all the way round and seats front and back. It could however be adapted quickly and simply into a vital transport link for an amount of two “live” beehives at a time every August; to take them from their usual valley location up to the high hills where they feasted on the heather blossom of late summer producing beautifully pungent heather honey 😊

I think up till the early 90s if you walked into a pub in Newcastle and talked about United most people would think Newcastle. Fairly sure that’s not the case now

If you want to stop the boats starting with the smuggling gangs is the right thing to do I really don’t think the tories want to stop them… suggesting that Labour would be worse on this issue is all they’ve got so sorting the issue isn’t in their interests

Spurs made £272 mill in commercial revenue last year. Pity Levy will only allow 1/4 of it to be spent on players 😆

Which Thurman were we linked with?… no chance of signing this one for <€60mill but he looks perfect for the premier league

👌 Dempsey & Hutchpiece on vocals

Youve left the new graft? 😮

CALCIO KLAXON @Howmanheyman #ciaomanheyman what shift are you on?…

How good a source is that Geordie Dentist/Mitch character? 🤔 He replied to a tweet earlier that we’ve spoken to Maldini twice about becoming our DoF…. although he seems to have deleted it now…have subsequently spent most of the afternoon fantasising about us announcing the appointment the same week as Ashworth appoints Southgate as ETH’s replacement… then Paolo making Federico Chiesa his first signing…good olive oii drizzled on warm Focaccia with a large glass of Primitivo..fava beans and a nice Chianti etc etc…

“THOSE WHO ARE STILL IN FAVOUR OF VAR ARE THE SAME AS THOSE WHO STILL THINK BREXIT IS A GOOD IDEA”

Wait a fuckin minute here, if you’re actually from Mancyland it’s perfectly acceptable to call the cheeks that make up that particular footballing arse either City or United 🤷🏻‍♂️

What a set of fuckin wankers

Torp scores an unsaveable pen