PaddockLad
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If we’re 2 goals up after an hour (it’s not a bad XI tbf) will that be enough with that bench?
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1 hour ago, scoobos said:
So,
This year, I've been mostly wondering why , when sat on the throne pushing out a curler , my piss is now deflecting off the underside of the toilet seat and either:
1. Running down the toilet itself and making an unsightly pool on the floor
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2. disaster - wetting the back of my trousers - thankfully when at home.
Anyone else?
Pre-empting any helpful questions:
1. No , it's definitely a new thing on the same toilets2. I dont think it's changed - it was normal weather too , the only thing thats changed is the depth of hang of the balls - they are definitely half inching closer to the floor every 2- 3 years.
3. I am about 10kg heavier than this time 3 years ago. (94kg, 5ft 11)
Thats your flow getting slower as you age. Also remember when you could jizz onto your wife’s face from the other side of the bedroom? That stops too. Not sure if the two things are connected? @Renton will know. He’s some sort ot pen pushing pharmacy quack type dude
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We should twat these but I think the banana skin could be Dan Burn and Schar…. don’t be surprised to see both Calvert Lewin and Beto sooner rather than later.. we’re basically a centre half down. Expect long diagonals into these two. DB will lap it up but Schar tends to wilt under that sort of pressure. Hall should start, probably won’t 🤷🏻♂️
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1 hour ago, OTF said:
TV is a bit low there mate.
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8 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:
Has she left her kegs stuffed in your vinyl as a scratch ‘n’ sniff treat?
You mean the handles of a tote bag?
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4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Your left foot is gangrenous.
Tbf that is the sort of diagnosis I’d expect from an ex bookie with deviant tendencies
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Calcio tonight Inter v Empoli because the now semi - permanent Mrs PL is watching that fuckin infernal married at first sight 🤬
not sure if @Howmanheyman / #ciaomanheyman is on night shift tonight? 🤷🏻♂️
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Wilcox has resigned 🤷🏻♂️
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Definitely some on here that will remember this ☺️
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Disregarding Raisbeck and Ando utterly losing their shit for a moment
the very last replay angle shows how good a finish this was. Fabiansky looks like he’s got his post covered but it’s the curve Barnes applies to the ball that brings it out then back in just behind the goalkeepers outstretched hand. It’s fuckin phenomenal ☺️
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11 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:
Milk is the fastest liquid in the universe.
Its pasteurised before you see it
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4 minutes ago, craigc said:
EH has to go now surely, you can blame injuries to an extent but we just look unorganised and drained of confidence. Something has to be wrong behind the scenes for us to be picking up so many injuries
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Just now, trophyshy said:
Going out to enjoy the sun. Cunts.
Am off to see my mother in law…. better option than watching this fuckin clown show 🤡 -
Louis Gosset Junior 87
He was over 45 when he basically invented the Hollywood version of the bastard drill instructor, first black man to get the Oscar for best supporting actor for this…
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11 minutes ago, OTF said:
He was technical director at AC Milan when they sold Tonali to us.
Errr…wasn’t one of the main reasons why Tonali decided to leave Milan was that they’d got rid of Maldini? 🤷🏻♂️ 👀 -
3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Let's remind ourselves about THAT SHIRT before we go throwing accusations of campness around.
Those of us thoroughly secure in our sexuality can carry these things off with aplomb mate
We also completely understand those who have difficulty with this sort of thing… DM me 😘
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Yeah but am very calm when I’m saying it and there’s fuck all we as fans can do anyway. You’re as usual metaphorically sat on top of a Christmas tree covered in glitter shouting “DONT PANIC” like some sort of camp Corporal Jones
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12 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
The club will have been falling over themselves to comply with the FA investigation. They're not gonna hand him a ban that runs beyond the end of his existing one.
He's been charged, he'll now plead no contest or whatever the FA charge equivalent is, and they'll quickly move to say due to the club and player's cooperation and the fact that he's already served a lengthy ban, he has a concurrent ban which ends at the same time as the other one.
It's in nobody's interest to further punish the bloke. I caution you all to stop being ABSOLUTE BRENDAS about this whole thing.
Some of you HAVE THE NERVE to call Craig Hope negative.
Calm down Gemima .. you’re the one having fits of the vapours but the rest of us need to cool it?
He’ll start pre season in July looking to start the first game of the season or he won’t…we’ll have plenty of notice to make a plan if he receives another ban….
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8 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:
Other than the FA treating his betting in Italy and England as one breach at the moment, that’s all accurate
Well that does rather change everything
Ah shit we won so I have to do another one. Alright, Eddies bubble bursting penalty merchants vs nailed on relegation certainties, Everton.
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