Monkeys Fist

I did when I saw the pic.

I filled my Escort up with diesel yesterday by mistake. She died.

It’s a nice video, but the last two options can’t happen- Leazes Terrace and Leazes Park are both listed.

This is Mr. Rahman speaking. Please listen.

Gloomy by name, Gloomy by…

Is she resting her chebs on Batmans head?

I used to know a South African lad who would binge on Greek cheeses several times a day. He just got feta and feta …

Alan Robson can fuck right off, mind.

I’ll second Paleokastritsa, and Paxos, as they’re the only places I’ve been I have the proud distinction of being handed a 3000yr old tortoiseshell hairpin in the museum on Paxos, which promptly decided to snap itself in half. Also found a church in Corfu Town that was stuffed to the gills with basil. You’ll be shocked to learn that it was St. Basil’s.

Toonpack jumped in his Beamer and left- thread done, no follow on.

Aside from all the other obvious cuntishness, the stubbornness they’re showing over this Rwanda shit is just staggering. It’s been clearly shown to be ridiculously more expensive than other options, nobody but them wants it, the Lords have tossed it out multiple times, it’s illegal, and yet, even though they all know they’re going to get comprehensively destroyed in the GE, and this will disappear down the toilet with other great Tory ideas, they are still pressing on with it. I’ll be absolutely amazed if they actually send a single person there before they get kicked out.

You’ve crossed a boundary there, like.

VAMOS!

I heard he was allergic to the 5G that Bill Gates put in the “inoculation “. The more you know … … and, of course, the Genocide

Trying to come up with a response to this but I’m stumped. It’s knocked me for six.

4-0 now.

Thats got me creased.

You shouldn’t ever back away from saying what you’re saying mate- innocent people on both sides of the conflict are suffering horribly through no fault of their own. I think people look at the imbalances in response from Israel’s right wing and forget that there are large numbers of Israelis who want Netanyahu out. Which leads me to… The old hippy side of me would love to think that would be he case, and, I guess the only way we’ll find out is if it happens, but, from the outside, it just appears that there so many extremists on both sides of the conflict, that I can’t see it happening soon. Which is a terrible state of affairs.

Don’t you fucken dare diss El Perchiño!

Two budgies sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and says... "Can you smell fish?"

What do you call a Scotchman with one foot inside his house and one foot outside? Hamish.