Monkeys Fist

I’m currently burning through Spider-Man 2, in a race with Fist Jnr to get the end suit. Way ahead due to his addiction to shite online games like Fartnite.

Embiggened YP. And yes, it is you, you absolute Gary Glitter.

Ronnie who???

Out or out out?

Ah well, back to reality with a bang after the scouse mackems. 5-0 to us. 6 from Wilson. 1 from Trips, 2 from Kurt Vonnegut ( the Tears for Fears gadgie), brought in as a lookalike for Tino.

Ashley Young- the only pro footballer who, when he says ” I’ve had a bird shit in my mouth” is talking about an actual, feathery, bird.

9 minutes? Crack on lads, get these cunts put to death.

If we can’t get the 3 points, can someone at least snap the Mackem’s arm?

Scored in 5 consecutive games.

ISAK!!!!!! Pick that fucker out the net you mackem cunt.

Just got in, slipped on a kimono, laid on the chaise longue smoking a cigarillo, listening to this Getting a bit of a chub-on at the thought of disgusted QOTSA fans hearing it

Fyp

His last line- did he a) Leave? b) Urinate somewhere other than the receptacle provided? c) Become vexed? d) All of the above?

Why is she wearing tote bags as knickers? Kinky beeatch.

Has she left her kegs stuffed in your vinyl as a scratch ‘n’ sniff treat?

You found anywhere open?

Time hasn’t been kind.

Ask yourself ”Would it be the same if Labour had been the main ruling party over the same time period? “ Thatchers policies on housing, privatisation, unions and healthcare are 100% to blame.

Fair do- meant to say bulb.

Didn’t have Lamb, used advocaat- 5/7.

Only when they know you’re coming.

Had a CTesque moment of inspiration yesterday. Making a lamb pastitsada to serve today. Usually use cinnamon, cloves, red wine, but only had red wine, which I wanted to neck as opposed to cook with. Rummage through the cupboard turned up a bottle of ready made mulled wine that some bugger brought round at Christmas- red wine, cinnamon, cloves. Hoyed it in, upped the garlic count from a whole clove to a clove and a half, missed out the sugar. Turned out absolutely fantastic