Monkeys Fist

Who'd he play for? Sorry , should have said , I meant footballer.

Anyone happen to know the last player to refuse to play on a Sunday? Just curious.

Not the best for hiding in the bushes mind.

Toast , I was talking about toast!

Ahh, Shania! I'm white, but I'd rape the shit out her

She'll never make it as a pro- cant go more than 3 rounds

Rolled over, farted , and went to sleep. No cuddle, nowt. I feel violated!

A big-titted bird , flat on her back, who's happy for you walk all over her and doesn't mind if you finish up running down her chin? What's not to like?

Bang on the button there mate, I had a blue one with the "Back in Black " stylee AC/DC logo on. And we were "enjoying " some of Mr. Scott Heron's more chilled out moments this eve. When I'm out with the nipper, I have one full of nappies, wipes, change of clothes, drinks, fruit … and all the stuff for him too. Nowt wrong with them.

Prince Andrew abseiled from the 87th floor of the Shard to raise money and awareness for Outward Bound. Top lad. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19461892 http://m.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/sep/03/prince-andrew-abseils-floor-shard?cat=uk&type=article Takes some balls for a non-pro to go out at that height.

That'd take one seriously flexible neck.

Cheers, 14 years. I'd have got less if I'd just offed her Just a fist. Brut 33, classy me man, woman, man!

Wedding Anniversary today.

It was a window of opportunity.

Let me know of any developments

Someone should tweet this to Sammy. Sure he'll spread the word.

You got any brothers?

To get that, leave it on a bench for 6 hours and drop bits of lettuce and sweat in it every now and then.

Plain yoghurt, garlic, lemon juice , salt. Mix all ingredients, drink lots of cheap lager, go to kebab shop, buy theirs.

Or has he ?

If you had to name someone on here as "most likey to own this" who would it be ?

You still alive, you cunt?

Crimes against footwear.