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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Do you think it's a coincidence that the firm designing the Stadiums is Albert Speer & Partners? Yes, the son of Adolf's mate. Bet the Israelis love it.
  2. Or a pair of lieing cunts who are making it up as they stumble along.
  3. Posted last night man when the real men were still up And the Taboo Crew.… If even one part of the above is true, we are royally fucked as long as the Fatman owns us. Not earth shattering news really, just depressing to have it brought starkly into focus again.
  4. Aye. I'm still on the "Pardew will be ours" mindset. FFS
  5. White wine, vodka and lemonade. In a pint glass.
  6. "The most important aspect in all OUT training sessions" Nope.
  7. He was always football mad as a child, according to his sister Minge.
  8. A little bit of me would love it if it was. Are we looking at reaching the semis?
  9. Bastard! Giving this a try tonight One of the most pissed occasions I've yet gotton into a good few years ago ended up with me on top of a bus shelter waving and smiling at people on the top deck of the buses that went up Shields Road in Byker early on a summers evening after drinking cheap bottles of 7.5% abv cider that 'Wor Jackies' were getting rid of. I didn't normally drink up there and very rarely drank cider, so fuck knows what you're going to get up to! Writing this from the inside of my wardrobe, it's fucking cramped in here with all these bastard elephants, but at least I'm safe from the Mongol Hordes rampaging round the kitchen. Back on the Guinness tomorrow.
  10. Use Baileys. Proper drinky poos
  11. Minutes silence for Mick please.
  12. Relax, pour yourself a large Bailey's on ice
  13. Bastard! Giving this a try tonight Back at ya , with a double , That ciders not bad tbh.
  14. Bastard! Giving this a try tonight
  15. Priceless. Maybe... but he's telling the truth. It isn't toughguymick. Derek Acorah?
  16. Thank you LM xx I havent been on here much lately tbh, not felt very 'chatty' of late. We'll have to get a juicy 'norty' thread going! make it as juicy as you like bump. was looking through old posts, there being no match today, and realised the women have disappeared from here again Ive been ill since July, but I am back now!! You're a bloody jinx woman!
  17. Ok Keith/Deadman. Just having a bit of fun. Know any good jokes?
  18. Ok Mick. will you shut the fuck up prick Dave! Ey Ey. Loosing your rag is just stupuid
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