Monkeys Fist
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im still not convinced it was racially motivated , it was just abit of banter , they seem to want to make examples out of people .
are they seriously saying they could only pin that chanting on 2 people at the game ?
honestly hate the fucking way we have to tiptoe round muslim's for fear of insulting them , when christianity and every other religion is ripped to shreds on a daily basis and nobody gives a fuck .
religion is all bollocks
strange that
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You sure about that?
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She's pissed off that she's you're going to your work do? Doesn't sound like she's changed too much.
Regardless you should've told that other bird to fuck off as soon as you got back with your bird.
Well not pissed off per say, more sulking. She said "Ill pick you up at midnight" WHAT? You will fucking not!
I did tell this las to fuck off, well not as many words like, but I told her not to contact me.
I am now thinking its not this lass. One text last night said "Ill meet you there tom night
" Now, only people at work know I am out tom night, Ive asked them and none of them have texted me, so who the fuck has?I am fucking sick man, sick!
and every fucker on here
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Does everyone think this Sbr day is a good idea then? Nusc is running with it if you do
gets my vote.
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Matthew Parris for the Times:
"I think it was a Freudian slip in the clinical sense"
Speaking as a qualified psychiatrist, obviously.
Look up wanker on wiki, it has a picture of this waste of skin.
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Coldplay are the musical equivalent of 'Friends'.
Amen.
If that's the case Chris Martin is Pheebs.
does that mean I would do Chris Martin?
"do him!" do him? Or just do him?
in a stink up her smelly cat kind of way.
Gwyneth Paltrow's his smelly cat right? Stink her right up.
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Coldplay are the musical equivalent of 'Friends'.
Amen.
If that's the case Chris Martin is Pheebs.
does that mean I would do Chris Martin?
"do him!" do him? Or just do him?
in a stink up her smelly cat kind of way.
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Coldplay are the musical equivalent of 'Friends'.
Amen.
If that's the case Chris Martin is Pheebs.
does that mean I would do Chris Martin?
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Nightmare.
Could you suggest to your missus that you'll change phone numbers as proof that you want to start with a clean slate?
I did that.
I am not stupid. I want to prove to my gfriend she can trust me and leaving my phone about is that especially after what went on. This lass hasnt texted me for over a week now so I thought it was dead and burried, obviously not.
She is still nervous from last time but she was getting better and if I dont have anything to hide, why hide my phone?
Why not break all her fingers?
Then you can leave your phone/smoking gun lying about( showing she can trust etc....) and by the time her hands have healed, you can fuck the other stalker off.
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Coldplay are the musical equivalent of 'Friends'.
Amen.
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I split with my ex about a year ago. Love the company of women and have spent all but about 5 years since I was 15 with a few steady partners, interspersed with typical male revelry.
Weirdly, the thing is I am just not bothered about chatting up girls anymore.
I'm 36, have been married before (lost her to cancer in 2002).Tried sooooo hard to make the last one work..obv it didn't.
I occasionally force myself to try and chat up a bird but my heart just aint in it. Waaaaay too fussy at this age.
Is this maturity, laziness or is it time to call Meenzer?
Any older blokes on here relate with this lack of interest in chasing?
The bitch is, after all this time I crave affection, but don't want it from anyone I don't want it from, and can't motivate myself to just crack on and get what the body needs
I'm just impatient aren't I?
Thanks for listening.
Sorry to hear that.
tell you what tho, you must have forearms like Arnie now
Given what you must spend on kleenex, it'd be cheaper to get yourself a lass!
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Will they invent a spray to prevent players throwing themselves down and feigning injury to win free kicks in the first place?
no, but the ref should be able to pepper spray the cheating fuckers
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subtle as a brick!
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Confession; i like the Night Garden- chills me right out
If that program isn't the creation of some fucker high on acid, I don't know what the hell is...
the Hah Boos man, they get inside your head Maaaaan
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Check out the other "pourquoi" clips, brilliant
.Bacon..
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an oldie but a goodie, first minute is some foreign song but after that it's their own take on 80's gold
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Aye, you and the US Christian Neo-Cons seem to agree on a lot.
This decision validates my points that:
1) it was wrong, it wasn't illegal and was done for utterly the wrong reasons.
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2) publicity, protest and basically saying
is the right thing and does actually work. I've never said it was illegal. Personally I think it's wrong that an image of a tied up teenager with her tits out was allowed on the cover of an album in the first place, so I didn't give a shit that a crap bands shock tactics were being obstructed. Shame it's given them the further oxygen of publicity.
I never saw you make that second point anywhere in this thread. You actually implied the opposite, that interfering charity busy bodies should not be able to campaign against images, and continue to that very point above by having a go at christian movements that don't like this stuff.
Yes, yes, you and the US Christian Neo-Cons are all for censorship without the oversights of the court, we get it.
Where the fuck have you dragged US christian neocons into this from anyway? You know the IWF is UK based?
You should read more carefully.
You have to admit it's very funny that you have though.
So you DO want a change to the system of self regulation we have?
What process do you envision to include the courts automatically in such cases?
Then they came for the paedophiles and I said nothing, because I'm not a paedophile.
Fop did like, because he is.
can a girly virgin be a paedophile?
I thought you were talking about the lass on the album cover. Took ten minutes to click that you were talking about Fop.
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Aye, you and the US Christian Neo-Cons seem to agree on a lot.
This decision validates my points that:
1) it was wrong, it wasn't illegal and was done for utterly the wrong reasons.
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2) publicity, protest and basically saying
is the right thing and does actually work. I've never said it was illegal. Personally I think it's wrong that an image of a tied up teenager with her tits out was allowed on the cover of an album in the first place, so I didn't give a shit that a crap bands shock tactics were being obstructed. Shame it's given them the further oxygen of publicity.
I never saw you make that second point anywhere in this thread. You actually implied the opposite, that interfering charity busy bodies should not be able to campaign against images, and continue to that very point above by having a go at christian movements that don't like this stuff.
Yes, yes, you and the US Christian Neo-Cons are all for censorship without the oversights of the court, we get it.
Where the fuck have you dragged US christian neocons into this from anyway? You know the IWF is UK based?
You should read more carefully.
You have to admit it's very funny that you have though.
So you DO want a change to the system of self regulation we have?
What process do you envision to include the courts automatically in such cases?
Then they came for the paedophiles and I said nothing, because I'm not a paedophile.
Fop did like, because he is.
can a girly virgin be a paedophile?
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Then they came for the call centres, but I did not speak up, as I was being held in a queue.
" your call is important to us. Please hold while we transfer you to the sub-continent"
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If the Tories do get in next election ,we've got nothing to worry about in the North East.
I mean, they can't decimate our shipyards, they can't annihiate our steelworks, they can't wipe out our coal mines, and any homeowners worried about re-possesions can just put their name down for one of the many council houses available.
Nowt to worry about
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A clear statement of intent from Ashley, before the window, would be nice. Something covering transfer funding,the club sale,plans for remainder of the season. As long as the fucker puts his head above the battlements and says something ,simple and unambiguous .
As far as players goes, I really can't see any players of quality coming here this year.If we can hold on to what we have it'll be a friggin miracle. Our only hope of fresh blood in the 1st XI is youth players coming up ,
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2nd set of pics-bottom row- 2nd from right.
gotta be- geps,dork burns , still lives with his mam.
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I assumed this thread would have been bumped because Cameron's lead has been cut to 4 points in the latest poll, but apparently not. I wouldn't bet on a tory landslide just yet.
Brown would have to call a snap election right now to capitalise on that, though. If he holds out until 2010, people will have seen through his economic "rescue" measures by then.
By which time cameron will have been caught with an orange in his gob and and a Peppermill up his hoop, getting spanked off his secretary.......... tories man -no imaginations.
Better than my response, for sure.
When it comes to sharp political analysis, i won't be beat tbf
gruniad kicks up about the mido racism thing
in Newcastle Forum
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I think he admitted it, his son denies it