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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Aye, he actually said “getting ANOTHER ONE over the line” too, but I dropped it for non-existent comedy value.
  2. Did he actually say “ getting one over the line”? HOWE OUT!!!!!
  3. Trippier feels like one, carrying rubbish every game.
  4. BBC picking up the reins on the story of Djokovic falsifying the timings of his Covid tests. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/59999541
  5. Is the B-side “La pezuña Camello”?
  6. Just tell her I’m Jewish and she’ll back off lickety split
  7. None of the Eternals will dare comment , juuuuust in case she does still browse
  8. I’ve pinned this so it’s easy to find, should stay near the top of the board. 👍
  9. The Supermac one has some classics on it. From 2:33-2:50 there’s two, one a fucking bullet header and then a volley on the turn… fuck me he was good. Also, watch Terry Hibbitt from 3:38 on. Poetry.
  10. Aye, but a second chance was offered- he has the rope, it’s up to him whether or not to tie the noose 😉 Quiff isn’t coming back.
  11. No way that’s the Trent bogs like, way too clean
  12. “ I think it’s time for you to seriously consider salads”
  13. It was genuinely unintentional, but I know I’ve ruined a lot of the old crowd’s “special time” now. Whenever they’re cracking one out to Bridget they’ll have Lisa popping up to say hello, and for that, I apologise lads
  14. You missed out Seagull Wars! How the fuck can you miss out the Seagull Wars?
  15. Dickie is still alive-88! *added to the 2022 dead list
  16. He’s got as much chance of this happening as I have of buying a can of Rich Energy in Sainsburys. #waltermitty #soilednappy #heronfoods #cunt
  17. One of the upsides to lockdown and places being closed has been getting the time to spend time with the kids- me and Jnr. are working through the LOTR films, which he asked for at Christmas, Boba Fett as mentioned, and he’s plundering my music collection for tunes he can learn on his guitar. We’ve got a few Marvel movies to catch up in too. Miss Fist, meanwhile, deigns us with her presence at meal times and when she wants money
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