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kiss it better? No one in their right mind would wanna put their face anywhere near my stinky feet. You can kiss my arse tho

I stubbed my toe today. It hurt. I didn't Cry.

so thats 2 ways my fanny provides employment to the community!

I refer you to my other message select copy and paste to here

thanks very much cock

hey! Mofo i did it and it worked. Thanks for the it advice mwah x

you're definitely on the would fuck list Publish or GTF ?gtf? Get To F....rance ooh la la!

you're definitely on the would fuck list You mean that "would fuck but wouldn't fuck me" list? I can picture you now the fat off your arse folding over the sides of the chair dried up old bean. you're a virgin aren't you. I can tell. Nope Don't add me to the "would fuck" list either dear. No fear of that.

you're definitely on the would fuck list You mean that "would fuck but wouldn't fuck me" list? I can picture you now the fat off your arse folding over the sides of the chair dried up old bean. you're a virgin aren't you. I can tell.

you're definitely on the would fuck list Publish or GTF ?gtf?

you didn't complain when it took the fur off ya tongue.

you're definitely on the would fuck list

then change channels you gimp It was definitely better without you here, fuck off. you make me wet I question your ability to get wet. if i were you i'd spend more time questioning your mother about who your dad is. You never know your luck he may be up for parole soon, then you can apply to the council for a bigger house.

then change channels you gimp It was definitely better without you here, fuck off. you make me wet

no straw! Christ then no nipple. Fairs fair and all that jazz Aye well, never mind. I doubt you've shaved them recently anyway. i was savin them so you could pull them out wit your teeth, you know how i like it rough The gaps in my teeth, your tit hairs must be like rigging strops. pull em out, drag me round the house by them, the choice is yours I'm washing me hair. Sorry love. if you'd said i'd have sent over mine ha ha With the rest of your washing? no seperate. Don't like me skidies tainting me shell suits.

no. He's my bitch. I'm not surprised to hear you have a cock. i'm not suprised to hear you have, no are, a cunt. (soz cat)

then change channels you gimp

no straw! Christ then no nipple. Fairs fair and all that jazz Aye well, never mind. I doubt you've shaved them recently anyway. i was savin them so you could pull them out wit your teeth, you know how i like it rough The gaps in my teeth, your tit hairs must be like rigging strops. pull em out, drag me round the house by them, the choice is yours I'm washing me hair. Sorry love. if you'd said i'd have sent over mine ha ha

no. He's my bitch.

I bet that you're a right munter. and i bet i still wouldn't shag you, so lick my clit little lad and jog on! Where do you get shagging teenagers out of? lick your clit? are you sure your "clit" isn't dried up? You monstrosity to the female gender. runs like a river sunshine, put your ear close enuf and you can hear the sea Your fingers tell you that? nope. Your dad. Dad jokes, good one. You dried up old wannabe tramp. your momma.

no straw! Christ then no nipple. Fairs fair and all that jazz Aye well, never mind. I doubt you've shaved them recently anyway. i was savin them so you could pull them out wit your teeth, you know how i like it rough The gaps in my teeth, your tit hairs must be like rigging strops. pull em out, drag me round the house by them, the choice is yours

I bet that you're a right munter. and i bet i still wouldn't shag you, so lick my clit little lad and jog on! Where do you get shagging teenagers out of? lick your clit? are you sure your "clit" isn't dried up? You monstrosity to the female gender. runs like a river sunshine, put your ear close enuf and you can hear the sea Your fingers tell you that? nope. Your dad.

no straw! Christ then no nipple. Fairs fair and all that jazz Aye well, never mind. I doubt you've shaved them recently anyway. i was savin them so you could pull them out wit your teeth, you know how i like it rough

no straw! Christ then no nipple. Fairs fair and all that jazz

I bet that you're a right munter. and i bet i still wouldn't shag you, so lick my clit little lad and jog on! Where do you get shagging teenagers out of? lick your clit? are you sure your "clit" isn't dried up? You monstrosity to the female gender. runs like a river sunshine, put your ear close enuf and you can hear the sea