MrBass

LONGY!!!

Burn getting skinned already, not good signs.

CYP

Weren't we one of those coward clubs?

FYP

He can't leave now! Only found out the other day that the Mrs works with a mate of his and he's always offering him tickets but he didn't know any Newcastle fans to get them for.

It's nice that you stuck with the narrative for the Luton match mind. Way to commit soldier. Can you be the next Contrary Tree and see it out for the remainder of the season? Fickle Fish & Contrary Tree, saving Newcastle's season one thread at a time!

Nothing but a complete and utter spanking for them. 6-0. Gordon brace and Shär, Botman, Burn and Miggy to weigh in with 1 a piece.

Unlikely imo. He's built like a twig so not very well suited to the English game plus, I imagine, it would take a good few months to get him up to speed with Howe ball.

Absolutely, you pessimistic cunt

Aye. If the scoreline was reversed then it's game over with 20 minutes to go

Longstaff you tit!

FYP

Fuck!

Super Murph!!!

Squeaky bum time for the blue dippers

Much like that Kamara twat on Gordon earlier that also went without a yellow. He was then subsequently booked for a foul on Bruno so should have been off.

Schär you little beauty!

Moot point as it currently stands.

1-2 - Isak hat-trick and a Dubs OG