Geordie Boot Boy

Thanks. It's mostly a family thing. My parents are divorced, I have a gay family member, my parents didn't go to university. Also, I'm not religious (not that they are really). That's pretty much the worst combination of things that they could imagine. They're from India originally where the family is very important, especially the male's family (because the women essentially marry into that family). I can see why she'd have objections. I had hoped that they would have disappeared now that she's met me many times and I've been going out with her daughter for over a year.

Wow. Everything settles down for months, I post this, and it flares up again out of nowhere! Apparently, she wouldn't attend our wedding if we got married. She is so family-oriented that I honestly think that I'm going to find myself single quite soon.

Mine (well, my girlfriend's mother) hated me before she even met me. In her eyes, I'm not good enough for her daughter. I can see why she'd see it that way but it doesn't excuse the lengths she went to to try to break us up. I'm up to the level of 'tolerated' now though.

Aye, "hold the tail"

Brilliant!

I'm surprised you didn't seriously damage your neck and back, what with the contorted position your body must've been in to be sucking youself off whilst driving.

I'm going to guess Stan Collymore.

Has Heskey even scored four goals, period?

If Lennon's lack of ability is now widely recognized, I humbly remove him from the list. Berbatov is widely regarded as a far better and more influential player than he actually is (IMHO). Jenas is still considered an England international is he not? If a lot of Spurs fans have seen him for the average-at-best safe-ball-playing waste of space that he is though, then I suppose you can remove him from the list too.

Strange decision IYAM but we all knew it was coming.

Wind up?

Lennon, Berbatov and Jenas have got to be in with a shout.

2 million according to The Times. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/foo...icle4045960.ece

Have to say like, I don't like overtly racist jokes where the premise of the joke is that the person is intrinsically worthless (or something like that) but I have been known to laugh at racist jokes which have the premise based on negative stereotypes (like that a black person is likely to be a criminal for instance).

If you don't want to do that, you can drag and drop the players to switch them about BTW.

if two halfs make a whole , whats 5 make ? Those opinions aren't mutually exclusive though, for example I believe the 2 embiggened points of view. What a cromulent way of putting it.

To be a 'top manager' these days you have to be a childish, ungracious bellend. Unfortunately that doesn't bode well for Keegan I've just been speaking to my Chewwsea mate from work, he's no ABJ neither, he was there on The Shed in the 80's early 90's, and he reckons Wenger no trophies in three years, and Benitez none in two, should be sacked if they consider themselves as top clubs. If that was a Chelsea manager, he'd be well gone, and he's right, Wenger is beyond sacking though. Best bit of it all was the Kop were starting up their pathetic YNWA, just as the ball hit the net. Jooooooooooooooooon Arne Riise, OOH AHH, I wanna knoooooooo ooooooooow how you scored that goal. And? I think in many ways Arsenal are a model of how a club should be run. On the other hand, Chelsea are a symbol of everything wrong with the modern game.

I did! Good point

I know 3 lads from up here who support Liverpool, despite there being no obvious reason why any of them should do so. There are actually more than 3 of them but I don't know the others so well to know their stories. The annoying thing is that they fucking love seeing Newcastle doing shit as well.

God, I'd love them to have to put up with the shite we've had to put up with. They didn't win a trophy in 2004 you know? Poor dears.

What do you mean "if"? But I was told... Motherfucker!

Me too. Then upload this picture onto my phone and claim to have taken it just before doing the deed when telling people.

hmm , tough one , i think another trophy for one of our teams will help bring even more quality players to the league , i could stomach an english team winning if it means we get to watch the likes of kaka or messi in the prem . For one I can't see Barcelona letting messing go and I'd be surprised if Kaka left Milan too. And neither would be coming here anyway so it would be of no benefit to NUFC. I can watch them on telly anyway as it is. How about my suggestion that Ferguson would be more likely to bring his retirement forward if they won it? I genuinely think that when he leaves, there's a good chance that they could lose their way a bit and possibly "do a Liverpool" after their sustained success ended. Although, the likelihood of them hiring Souness is quite low unfortunately. Bryan Robson maybe?

definitely there's very few famous people I wouldnt do just so i could tell my mates down the pub! if i wasnt married of course I can just picture it. "Alright lads, yer knaa that Patrick Moore?... Shagged him." A prolonged period of silence.

he has like , nobody expected them tobe in second place after the start jose got off to . If Chelsea beat Man Utd which I think they will, they will be within 2 points of them, am I wrong in thinking that will mean he's made up 7 points during his reign, was the gap 9 under Jose? I think so, aye. It was something like that. The CL semis are as far as Mourinho ever got them too. They weren't like. Level on points with Man United and two points behind Arsenal when he took over. I have to say though. Had Mourinho done this interview, people would probably be hailing his comic genius. Man U had a dreadful start to the season tbf. How come? Only two points off Arsenal who had a cracking start to the season.