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  1. Noocarsle versus unoyyyted

    Sir Ole is back at the wheel after beating us. How were fucking 9th at the start of the day I don't know. Fuckung awful
  2. Merry Christmas!

    Merry Titmus you filthy animals
  3. Wolves Fan In Peace!

  4. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50893279 Oh the fucking balls from the cunts.
  5. Other games 2019/2020

    One was rescinded though
  6. Other games 2019/2020

    Someone said his win % if you took away pens is 7%
  7. Other games 2019/2020

    Man Utd fucking superb
  8. Brucey's bummers v Woy's wankers..

    Upto 9th Nice to see them shithouses Villa drop in the bottom 3
  9. HR Experts

    I am looking at cutting down my hours to do 4 days a week. I want Monday's off as I can help out and look after my nephew. What is the SP when it comes to Bank Holidays? I will still be staff, just going for 37.5 a week down to 30h a week.
  10. HR Experts

    I fucking love MF for his phrases
  11. HR Experts

    You've obviously watched a lot of porn
  12. HR Experts

    Works Christmas do tonight. A lad has just left but the gaffers have still invited him on the do. He's a sound lad. Nice touch from the gaffers. We have a receptionist who is a right unit and he has a serious horn for her. He's fucking text her just now and told that she has to tell one of the lads who he's good mates with to tell him not to forget the big black dildo for a canny time later on Good job he's leaving like lol
  13. Joelinton

  14. General Random Conversation..

    I have loved Rugby League since a kid. Was a season ticket holder at Headingley for 16 years. Absolutley gutted to hear Rob Burrow has MND. This interview is upsetting. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/rugby-league/50846219
  15. Homeless in the UK

    Nice one
  16. Homeless in the UK

    Who's funding it stawb? Got any more info on the scheme?
  17. Precedent Trump

    I think the odds were shorter than Bruce having a takeaway for his Christmas dinner
  18. Homeless in the UK

  19. Homeless in the UK

    If we use the Tory way of counting 'rough sleepers' though, its a lot less. I.e they drive around, if they dont see anyone, then they're not there. Callous bastards. This year me and my wife are giving money to a Homeless charity in Leeds instead of buy presents. We have also done an advent calendar where we put a couple of quid away each day and then give them the money at the end of advent. My wifes gone into work and done the same and her company are going to match what she's got. Between us at Christmas we will be giving them £2k so pretty pleased with that. Especially on days like today where it's baltic.
  20. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

  21. First game advice

    Has Ancelotti been confirmed? I liked Big Dunc v Man Yoo on Sunday. Great character. Hope she enjoys the game!
  22. Politics

    Lad at work on Friday said he voted Tory. Lives on the edge of a deprived area. He's a good lad (despite voting for them cunts) and works hard. I was stunned when he told me he voted Tory as he had health issues and same with his wife. He tried to get a GPs appointment last month and was told it would be 2 weeks. I tried telling him Friday that is gonna get worse under these cunts. Last night his old man was taken into hospital, he's just come back off holiday and has a virus, had serious shits and vomiting and kept passing out. Went to A&E and had to wait 9 hours apparently. He said he was shocked why it was so busy on a Monday and why there were so many trolleys out in the waiting area. Yet he voted Tory
  23. Yes Gemmill...

    Who's the tart with big tits
  24. Politics

    Radio 4 this morning Andy McDonald really sucked it to them regarding their conduct during the election and they didnt like it. He criticised Cuntsberg. Apparently she said that Johnson has won a well deserved victory. How the fuck is that impartial? Apparently McDonald said posters were being distributed in some constituencies that compared JC to a peado!

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