Jump to content


  • Content count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won


Everything posted by Noelie

  1. Where Now?

    We most certainly will if Bruce continues with his 3-5-2 that flopped big-time at Norwich.
  2. I think it has somewhat of a place in the game if only determining that a ball has fully crossed the line or not and is a goal or not. Perhaps it has a place in decisions regarding hand-balls and off-sides but only on occasions of heated protests by the victims bringing the call, or no call, into question. VAR's purpose is to assist the referee, not needlessly overturn honest decisions he makes. Man City goal should have stood, it would have last season and the years before. I didn't see any protests about hand-ball, nor did I see the hand-ball.
  3. Delia's Dick Suckers V Bruce's Barmy Brigade

    Well I won't criticize you dear boy as I'm sure you're well acquainted with shite in all its forms.
  4. Delia's Dick Suckers V Bruce's Barmy Brigade

    No, I don't. Most of my criticism of Rafa was I didn't always agree with his starting line-ups and the fact he always left his substitutions too late in the game..
  5. Delia's Dick Suckers V Bruce's Barmy Brigade

    I advocated giving Bruce a chance ...........NOT ANY FUCKING MORE. From the kick-off we were second-best, maybe worse than that.......it was painful to watch. 5 almost invisible midfielders with the exception of Hayden, the midfield was like an open door for Norwich. Bruce obviously couldn't see it cos he made no adjustments and stayed with it throughout..........it wasn't fucking working Stevie. Almiron was almost anonymous and so was Joelinton............no service from the 5 man midfield who had no control at anytime. At the moment I am a miserable, unhappy camper, disgusted, and plain fucking angry.
  6. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Give Bruce a Chance FFS!
  7. Newcastle United vs Arsenal

    Exactly my thoughts, with a little tweak, 4-3-1-2 Dubravka Krafth Schar Lascells Dummett Hayden Longstaff Shelvey Miggy Joelie Maxi
  8. Newcastle United vs Arsenal

    Maxi should have been on earlier, he looked like he can be a good addition to the team. Joelie & Miggy looked good together, causing problems for the Gunners defense. 'Jethro' was responsible for their goal, he stood waiting for the ball and they didn't. Too bad we couldn't have earned a point.
  9. Newcastle United vs Arsenal

    I have high hopes we will get something out of this game, perhaps not points but encouraging signs that we are going to be OK. We know Miggy has quality, capable of bringing excitement and getting bums off seats. We don't really know how much quality Joelie & Maxi will bring to the table but reports of their prowess are favourable. We can hope that the loss of Perez & Rondon will be over-shadowed by the skill of these two newbies. The addition of 2 International full-backs, Swedish & Dutch in Krafth & Willems, must surely add strength & diversity to our defense. I have to believe that with the new signings plus what we already have on-board we should have a stronger squad than last season and not be engaged in another relegation battle. Mind you, have to remember that the other teams have invariably strengthened too.
  10. arsenal non attendance

    I won't be there! Naturally, but, if I was visiting 'home' I would probably join the boycott although I don't think it will have any amount of success unless huge numbers stay away, and I mean HUGE numbers.
  11. 25 man squad

    ooh la-la, L'oiseau eh, sacre bleu.
  12. Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?

    If he can steer clear of injuries, and that's a BIG if, he could prove to be a good squad player if not a starter, coming on if Joelie gets hurt. tires, or is not being effective. Andy's a freebie, and if he's on pay as you play, reduced wages, then he's a good bet.
  13. Don't know the tune 'old town road'. Shouldn't have let Willems get behind you. And it's never white and black, it's always BLACK n' WHITE.
  14. Transfer gossip 2019/20

    Because Manquillo & Yedlin are not top-notch Premier League full-backs. Not saying Krafth is but let's hope so. And let's hope Willems is as good, or better, than Dummett.
  15. Season Predictions 19/20

    Dear Andrew, my expiration date is probably closer than a lot of people and I just don't have the time or patience to mess with such a list. My interest is only in Newcastle United , its players, and progress if any.
  16. Transfer gossip 2019/20

    Hey Andrew, you can count.
  17. Jetro Willems

    Surprised to see that he's only 5' 7", bit on the wee side for a defender unless he's got springs in his heels for them high balls.
  18. Allan Saint-Maximin

    Nah, to the top 6 level, above and beyond the max.
  19. Allan Saint-Maximin

    Nah, call him Maxi.
  20. Allan Saint-Maximin

    Don't think a winger is what is needed most, right or left full-back and another striker is what I'd be looking for.
  21. Transfer gossip 2019/20

    I see Wolves have signed a young Italian striker for much less money than we paid for Joelie, and he seems to have a better goal-scoring record. Maybe our seekers aren't looking in the right places for bargain-basement young talent that suits Ashley's agenda. Let's hope Joelie proves to be a jewel in Ashley's tiara.
  22. Preston Away

    Nothing to smile about you wanker. JFW, our 2 record-breaking new signings were responsible for the loss. Miggy misses a penalty and Joelie gives a penalty away which they don't miss. Back to the drawing board Mr. Bruce.
  23. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Met Jack Charlton twice in his retirement years, once at the North Shields fish quay when he was out for his fish n' chips, and once among the crowd at St James' Park at a league game. Spoke to him both times and he seemed happy to be recognized and quite happy to pass the time of day with me. C'mon you wankers, give Steve Bruce a chance! He may not be what we want, he may not have a good track record, he may not be fit to fill Rafa's shoes, but he is all we've got so give him a chance and hope he doesn't make you eat your words. Not saying love him, not saying welcome him, not saying anything but give him a fucking chance, he stands between us and relegation FFS. Surely you want him to do a good job for the Toon.
  24. Joelinton

    I think he should be known as Joelie, and if he's shite then blame can be attached to me.
  25. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    I think it was a brilliant decision for beloved Mr. Ashley to hire a Geordie. I think Mr. Charnley was brilliant assisting Mr. Ashley in hiring a Geordie. I think Mr. Bruce, the Geordie, will surely bring feelings of some magnitude to every supporter home or abroad. I think, deeply, we should applaud Mr. Ashley & Mr. Charnley for their astuteness in hiring a Geordie. I do think I have exhausted my plan to tell anymore terminologicalinexactitudes.

Recent tweets

Toontastic Facebook

Donate to Toontastic

Keeping the lights on since... well ages ago