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Everything posted by Noelie

  1. Mr Potato Heeds Lads v The Wilder the Better

    "The Meek will inherit the...........3 points" Great win, but to watch lack of possession week after week can be pretty frustrating and nail-biting. Had it not been for Dubravka's heroics none of us would be as chuffed as we are. I have to admit it is depressing to see practically every game we've played so far as been %75 in our half. Credit to all, they all put in a decent shift, but I would like to see us have more possession. Maxi & Miggy were not as good as they were and I believe that lack of possession was the reason as they were not fed enough balls.
  2. Mr Potato Heeds Lads v The Wilder the Better

    The lads will have to show some metal to put Sheffield to the sword tonight.
  3. Mr Potato Heeds Lads v The Wilder the Better

    Can't believe this thread was started on Tuesday, and the last posting was on Tuesday too, and we're just a couple of hours away from kickoff. Can't believe there has only been 4 postings, all on Tuesday, and now 5 with mine, WTF.
  4. Mr Potato Heads Lads V The Blue Mancs

    Maybe so, but the fact he has been on the bench now for 2 games must mean he is available to play.
  5. Mr Potato Heads Lads V The Blue Mancs

    I'm wondering why Schar is not getting any game-time, he's been on the bench for 2 games now. Is Carroll injured, he wasn't on the bench. Joelinton continues to be a non-scorer, as does Almiron but at least he provided the assist for Willem's well taken goal. Our 3 man strike-force is like a wet box of Swan Vestas, thank heavens for our defensive goal scorers.
  6. Mr Potato Heads Lads V The Blue Mancs

    Never in a million years did I think we'd come out of that game with a point. I just can't believe it after being backed against the wall for most of the game and peppered with attempts on goal. When De Bruyne scored I thought it was all over bar the shouting, but Shelvey proved me wrong. Well deserved point.
  7. Mr Potato Heads Lads V The Blue Mancs

    Whereas I expected us to win at Villa or at least get a point, this time I expect us to lose and get nowt except maybe a hammering. I dread Bruce's plan A, plan B, or plan C, designed to enable the 3 Strikeroos to perform a miracle.
  8. Mr Potato Heads Lads V The Blue Mancs

    You seem to know the action Dr. Gloom.
  9. Vile Cunts v Bruce's Band of Bastards

    No strike force, no goals, no points, no top 10, NO FUCKING JOY. Absolutely dismal performance by most, lucky it wasn't worse than 2 nowt.
  10. Vile Cunts v Bruce's Band of Bastards

    That about sums up my feelings, it's the Newcastle way when everything looks primo, with a great opportunity to move into the top 10.
  11. Other games 2019/2020

    Wheyaye aa was watching Alex. Some good results in other games for us today, if we can get 3 points at Villa on Monday we'll gan higher up the ladder.
  12. Other games 2019/2020

    And he scored another one today for Serbia Rafa.
  13. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Tell me, is your shift-key broken?
  14. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Looks like I'm gonna have to go to the archives to get my query answered.
  15. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Save me from going to the archives and tell me how many points we had after 12 games last season with Senor Rafa Benitez in charge. I know we have 15 points this season after 12 games with Mr. Steve Bruce in charge.
  16. a match today... one team v another

    Give him a chance, are you watching Rafa. Wonderful, wonderful feeling, chuffed to fuck. Hard to believe we didn't score more. Harder to believe that our last 5 goals have come from the back four. Next game is also winnable, maybe our so-called strikers will shut us up.
  17. If you want to watch, enjoy, and concentrate on a match, NEVER take a 3 year old bairn with you unless you get her drunk and unconscious.
  18. #WHUNEW that noone gives a shit?

    Max wus lax, shudda bin fower nowt at half-time. Nail-biting at the end, looked like we might hoy more points doon the netty. Almiron is an asset, but not when it comes to scoring. Not too sure about Joelinton being an asset, especially when it comes to scoring. 3 Points well earned, but a clean-sheet would have been better.
  19. Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?

    Aye, but ye'd have to do some digging to get him back.
  20. These Black and White Shithouses vs. Doritos FC

    Another 2 points hoyed doon the netty. Pathetic display in the 2nd half, had all the looks of a loss coming. Bruce, when you are down to 10 men, you don't bring Shelvey. Joelinton is not a goal-scorer, he is not a centre-forward, he is not an up-front solo striker.
  21. These Black and White Shithouses vs. Doritos FC

    Hey man, ower heor wer on ivvery week.
  22. These Black and White Shithouses vs. Doritos FC

    I have a $1. bet with a fellow expat who supports Wolverhampton. He wouldn't wager more even though he thinks it's a sure win for him. In a way I'm glad he wouldn't bet more as with our track-record I would be mortified to lose the game and some hard-earned dollars. In reference to my $1., I am going to the church, the temple, and the mosque to pray for help.
  23. Chelsea V Steve's Little Soldiers

    Too bad we couldn't have stolen a point, but the result was inevitable, we allowed them too much possession enhanced by our giveaways. I'm surprised the score wasn't higher with the number of corners we gave away, and our poor defense on set pieces. There were some opportunities for us to score but we just don't have the cutting edge needed. Joelinton is not getting anyone on their feet. Disappointing.
  24. Other games 2019/2020

    My boy Mitro keeps scoring for Fulham and Serbia. 2 more for Serbia today. Is any bugger watching.
  25. I watched the game, there were others just as shitefull in the middle, and bordering shite up front due to lack of service.

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