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Everything posted by peasepud

  1. ...what do I find on bank statement? Been billing me monthly for it....total robbing useless #Orange bastards

  2. Watching Lizard Lick Recovery, it makes Dog the Bounty Hunter look like an episode of Countdown

  3. Whichever #Nufc player it is that drives a matt grey Bentley, they're now 3 points worse off thanks to Benton Rd speed camera

  4. Gym session #2 completed.....10k bike, 3k run (followed by collapse)

  5. “@rammlet: @pjwhitfield Great tune! You heathen!”That and Lennons Imagine are right up there on the "shitestick" scale

  6. “@GingerFTM: “ http://t.co/gB7zEM6B”Epitome of everything wrong with footballers”Wonder if Chops is upto date with HMRC?

  7. “@MarcSDuffy: Imagine we believed every transfer rumour we read. Dozens a day, every day.”95% of #Nufc hashtag does

  8. “@NorthernJam: @pjwhitfield thanks for posting that, I'm gonna fret now till the summer.”Chill Winstaaaaaan

  9. First trip to Gym for 2 years.....nailed it!

  10. Just found what appears to be a lump of hard green chewing gum in an Asda teacake

  11. “@Northolt_QPR: Dear #NUFC fans..... you're a town of fat bastards and mingers!”That's nowt, wait til you visit Huddersfield next year

  12. Aaaaarrrggh!Forgot me bastard wallet!Arsechunks!

  13. Player signs for #nufcPlayer scores goalsPlayer gets linked with #mufc moveThe circle of football journalism continues

  14. Yup, @themichaelowen throws a punch exactly as I imagined he would#pisspoor #paperbag #Nufc #scfc #motd

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  16. Before I shuffle off this mortal coil I want to know the truth about Xisco #Nufc

  17. So if they can't get the AGM going what happens again?

  18. “@TheKingswoodAFC: Devastated to say that reserve team player/manager Mike Rodman collapsed and died on the pitch today!RIP

  19. “@RodneyMarsh10: I guarantee #QPR will get through to the next round!”How's that going again Rodders?

  20. Amazing how many #Nufc fans shouting "Innocent til proven guilty". They're right but small memories, #shesaidNoTitus anyone?

  21. Mind no wonder Michael Chopra is skint if he's been purposefully backing losers#mugsGame

  22. Tell you what....I bastard love The Transporter films

  23. I assume if anyone has a problem with a @NilePowerRanger tweet he'll be offering to meet them in D wing canteen from now on?


    #Toulouse website confirms Sissoko joins us, #Nufc site confirms "onesies are on special offer"

  25. Last night I made Chorizo, egg & chips after seeing @tt9m photo from Barcelona. Top scran, went down well with @ellietog

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