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  1. Dear Alan Pardew, I'm 6ft 7, when should I turn up for training? #nufc

  2. “@hailfabio: If you're tired of london, you're tired of ?”A smelly, dirty, crime ridden shitstick of a city?

  3. Pub of choice for the next couple of days http://t.co/xq8m5Nstim

  4. rigorous criteria for new twitter app to use, thrown into disarray when I see Newcastle pic @danrubin #ImSad http://t.co/PpNrDSgEvq

  5. Emmmm excuse me Mr Weather but any chance you could piss reet off? Off to Slaley for a few days

  6. In the #UAE a handshake means "I'm going to lick your face". Good luck with that lads#TheApprentice

  7. ....and the DNA results show.......you're a tool. http://t.co/C3kRYUE6P9

  8. Hey @EDLTrobinson, I'll sponsor you if you do another Hunger Strike, shouldn't cost much if your past attempt is owt to go by.

  9. Seriously man, how does that wanker getaway with screaming abuse at his kids, foul mouthed cockmuncher #skint

  10. From now on I'm unfollowing anyone doing that whole #twitter92 shite

  11. “@EDLTrobinson: I found myself singing Geordie Geordie Geordie today! What a city, what people”99% of us think you're a cockend

  12. “@tfBettsy1892: @micknufc @pjwhitfield Iraqi, muslamic cereal.” is that the stuff made by Hal & Al?

  13. “@tfBettsy1892: @pjwhitfield oh no! Not the muslamic ray guns?? Shit!!”Nobody is safe now they've got Muslamic Ray guns!

  14. Hunting out my flares and medallion to join today's #edl march, really looking forward to it @EngDiscoLovers

  15. “@Iwantcurlyhair2: I wonder how many premier league youth coaches get paid more than Pardew....”Most produce better results too

  16. “@Nigella_Lawson: And this ham & emmental toastie with fried egg for dippage @HixRestaurants http://t.co/Vlhkane4jS”Not very dippy egg

  17. What's going on in town? Bother at the Monument? #edl

  18. the #nufc shirt @WongaGillian is giving away was paid for by 1 person borrowing £395 for 10 days.

  19. We need to remember the two animals yesterday are no more representative of Islam as @EDLTrobinson is of Christianity #edl #fuckwits

  20. Well the sickening events in #woolwich today will make the #edl march through Newcastle on Saturday a bit more high profile

  21. “@_RacheleV: He totes only let me over the road cos I've got the stems out and he fancied a stare, I don't mind at all.”None the wiser!

  22. One day they're down the charity begging food...the next buying wedding rings in Elizabeth Duke #skint

  23. Black Bentley Continental, reg 75 BR just gone into #nufc training ground. No idea why I'm tweeting this, just sounds #itk

  24. “@davidpick1987: @geordiedentist as a coach, I bet he's infectious. What you thinking like? Heard anything of late?”As is the clap

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