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#5wordreview guess which 5mins I missed!

#5WordReviews 3 points, who cares how?

#5WordReviews we kicked racism outa football

#5WordReviews WELL THAT WAS TOTAL SHIT

#AskCattermole it takes 2 men 5 mins to smash up 6 cars, how long will it take you alone to do 4?

#AskEnrique I think that went well, don't you? #Nufc #lfc

#avfc fans think #Nufc hate them because of relegation in reality they're football equivalent of celery

#awaydayproblems no other city/ stadium/ bars can compare with home...

#BBCNews there just cut to a black screen with words "Insert A Levels Graphic" for 30secs

#QualityControl

#bbc

#Cheaters on #Really now, woman about to find her blokes been cheating with another man!

#CurlysAsOldAs Colins transfer news

#dear14yearoldself it's a lie, I can still see perfectly fine! #dear14yroldself

#ff @Leazeslad @2NarMe @ant_m @JordanStiva @WackyJnr1 @jameswalpole toontastic posse

#ff @LeazesTerrace @NUFCThreatLevel @shiteseats possibly rozzahs thah so watch out icky boy

#ff @octoberjones and his incredibly funny "texts from the dog" http://t.co/yQMvdV6h

#ff @TaylorandBesty a right couple of shites, just made me look a tit on the metro sniggering at their podcast

#ff @thisdave would write a comedic sonnet of epic proportions for a chance to sniff my delicate beautiful ladylike poo's

#ff a couple of #Nufc lads who'd miss a match just to feast their eyes on my bootylicious stunning looks @leazeslad @2NarMe @weldy1980

#ff those that sat at back of class shouting #Nufc obscenities @2NarMe @TheJimSmithEra @weldy1980 @toonlowdown @WackyJnr1

#GordonBehindBars how come the prisoners are able to smoke indoors? It's a workplace surely? #smokeban #zeebox http://t.co/XX4tFhGT

#hatembomb!!!!!

#InterviewLuisSuarez ship them back?

#itv player Big Match Revisited has #Leicester v #nufc Feb 1979, divn't spoil it and tell is the score maaan

#itv showing live #epl games should do wonders for increasing attendances

#owtbutChiles

#Nufc

#iwouldconsiderlivinginsunderland if I was deported from Beirut