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#thingsIwontsay that Adrian Chiles is good #itv

Little fella loving his trip to @firenzejesmond http://t.co/FkJcvuUY

“@Cuellar24: I will raffle Sunderland shirt. What you need do is a cartoon or a draw of me... https://t.co/srvux974”Too good to miss #Nufc

Please spare a thought for @themichaelowen now entering his 3rd week unemployed. #whipround

#YoureAKeeperIf you wear gloves and don't advance further than 18 yards up the pitch

“@Betfred: RT & name athletes, use #FreeBetfred - 5 randm correct win £20 #FreeBet TODAY @ 16:00 http://t.co/Gz1bPIEw”Bolt & Mo Farah

It's honna take some blow from Seb to put them candles out

Fair play to Gary Barlow there like

Granslate? @NUFCThreatLevel isn't that what they call Rooneys Brothel bill?

I swear the kids are like feral rats. I swear I could hear them scurrying round tent in middle of night, little voices "1-9 #FTM "

I'm in Ullswater...well not in it obviously! http://t.co/M0NLROKs

Every time I hear #muse official #Olympics2012 song it inspires me....to boot the bastard radio.

#avfc fans think #Nufc hate them because of relegation in reality they're football equivalent of celery

“@wavydavy23: tin of expanding foam, when dry cut it back, polyfilla then sand”Sounds a better plan than Jizz n Pearl Drops!

“@rickmeisterNUFC: ...tomorrow, come along to the Gate and watch fencing demo, 12-3 You can take part too!”@tt9m seen this?

“@GingerFTM: @pjwhitfield greatest fans in world apparently”All we're missing is epic 17th century win over local rivals #9-1 #FTM

“@NufcStanton: Incase anyone missed last night..... Looking for anyone who can help get this on!!!! http://t.co/OxvFtI87”@stevewraith ?

“@NUFCThreatLevel: Please stop asking me to RT things. I already RT more than enough things as it is.”And don't we know it!

oh bollocks! I RT'd that @Betarocket and then found I was 12th to do it. Would have been a crap party anyway!#huff

According to BT ad you can get a fibre optic connection in a remote field..yet I've not got one in Gosforth #priorities

Pose {random #Nufc question} followed by "I think " {optimistic prediction}, finish with " RT #Nufc"

“@GingerFTM: Not enjoyed an Olympics as much since LA84 when I was 11.38 & buggered now”Best not to sit down then mate

“@NilePowerRanger: Am i a LEADER ?”Yes, Nile you're the leader of the gang...the new Gary Glitter

“@MUFCToonUltras: We are the Man Utd ultras of the city of Newcastle. Die-hard fans without the violence.”What the goddam fuck?

Well done @rosscojamminGan on kidda!!!