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  1. Organised a chapel of rest visit for my mum to see dad tomorrow. There's no way I'm going in like

  2. Mobile speed can Western Way? West Denton just before Morrisons #Newcastle #NEFollowers #teamgeordie @teamgeordie


    #itv player Big Match Revisited has #Leicester v #nufc Feb 1979, divn't spoil it and tell is the score maaan


    #awaydayproblems no other city/ stadium/ bars can compare with home...

  5. As @ellietog eloquently put it, Mamma Mia: the story of a slut that went 3's up n got knocked up

  6. Dad in the Freeman after heart attack yesterday. What's he want bringing in? Only @stevewraith Geordie Mafia book

  7. Kid behind me in queue at Morrisons is clearly fancying his luck on #ValentinesDay #lynxeffect http://t.co/kBWmWweH

  8. Pyjama bottoms, parka and Crocs....only in Delaval

  9. And now JKs "deeper underground"

  10. Walked into workshop with Yazz, Only way is up blaring out!

  11. Closely followed by a quick breather with a cuppa http://t.co/sN4aLNAn

  12. Lying in bed with a much needed cuppa & Choco Leibniz thanks to my very lovely @ellietog for packing 'em

  13. "Daddy...can you put my poster back up? I've put dried bogies on the wall to stick it"This is why I love being a dad!

  14. ...what do I find on bank statement? Been billing me monthly for it....total robbing useless #Orange bastards

  15. Watching Lizard Lick Recovery, it makes Dog the Bounty Hunter look like an episode of Countdown

  16. Whichever #Nufc player it is that drives a matt grey Bentley, they're now 3 points worse off thanks to Benton Rd speed camera

  17. Gym session #2 completed.....10k bike, 3k run (followed by collapse)

  18. “@rammlet: @pjwhitfield Great tune! You heathen!”That and Lennons Imagine are right up there on the "shitestick" scale

  19. “@GingerFTM: “ http://t.co/gB7zEM6B”Epitome of everything wrong with footballers”Wonder if Chops is upto date with HMRC?

  20. “@MarcSDuffy: Imagine we believed every transfer rumour we read. Dozens a day, every day.”95% of #Nufc hashtag does

  21. “@NorthernJam: @pjwhitfield thanks for posting that, I'm gonna fret now till the summer.”Chill Winstaaaaaan

  22. First trip to Gym for 2 years.....nailed it!

  23. Just found what appears to be a lump of hard green chewing gum in an Asda teacake

  24. “@Northolt_QPR: Dear #NUFC fans..... you're a town of fat bastards and mingers!”That's nowt, wait til you visit Huddersfield next year

  25. Aaaaarrrggh!Forgot me bastard wallet!Arsechunks!

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