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"@themichaelowen Look at me, I'm considerably richer than you & i get freebies!!! Hahaha peasants" what an odious man

"@tt9m: Number is 12 is reserved for the fans."At Wigan it's 11.3 #Nufc #Wafc

"between 5 & 18 you can legally drink alcohol at home, at a friend's house or other private premises" WTF? I've learnt something there!

"Daddy...can you put my poster back up? I've put dried bogies on the wall to stick it"This is why I love being a dad!

"Hoody/Replica shirt bellends. @kimbertoon http://t.co/pB5qU5sB"fook me lads, you're doon sooth, its purely tropical man you poofs

"huhuh Holly Booby is fit"© my 2 year old son 02/06/12#TheVoice

"Louise Taylor: no coincidence when Cattermole plays well, Sunderland play well. " no coincidence they're 2pts above 14th either

"On the Wright Show today...should blokes sit down to pee?"And they say TV is dumbing down

"they", "Newcastle", "in with the big boys", where's the WE Alan? #Nufc

“@_RacheleV: He totes only let me over the road cos I've got the stems out and he fancied a stare, I don't mind at all.”None the wiser!

“@2NarMe: #BestFootballPics http://t.co/Upv3VIG2”That's my good side!

“@2NarMe: CjowveiwnsonkLkwvrc skj”Insightful

“@2NarMe: Well aye, kidda’. #nufc http://t.co/PrNxo34O”So the Dave, I've got tickets in makem end for the derby so nae colours

“@2NarMe: Winners Breakfast. Would love to give this a shot. http://t.co/l5v4RTik” Michael Winner?

“@abbeybelll: Looove Rules of Engagement ????”If you close your eyes it's just an unfunny Family Guy episode

“@AdamLightowlers: Built us up and let us down for 3 years! Good riddance! #HTFC” much better to not be built up in 1st place eh?

“@adammorland: Here comes the bride.... in McDonalds! http://t.co/HHoHBklz”Is she on her tod? #ohdear

“@ajhmurray: Stoke Regent complete with UFO ceiling. Thank you!! http://t.co/KoM9ge99i7”Bloke next to blonde in blue...how smalls his head?

“@anthonyhutton: Is this me? #TakeMeOut” I dunno? Is he a cunt?

“@antpayne77: Mapou, mapou, mapou is on fire!”Bad curry?

“@arcpantmcgee: @stevewraith RT for G-Star eldon squares closing down sale? All stock must go!” doesn't the G stand for Gay?

“@arrivanortheast: SERVICE UPDATE: all services running out of our Blythe depot are being taken off. ” Phew! At least Blyth still on!

“@Attractivefactz: People with a high IQ tend to talk to themselves more.”See? I told me so

“@BabyElvisSocAM: @alorsondansssse yes I'm proper nutty, are u?” and so explains why I never watch Soccer AM

“@BBCSporf: FACT: 83% of the male population are currently spending the night in with @GaryLineker #MOTD”Other 17% are #Nufc fans