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“@cognoscentinovo: Just found £7,000 under the sofa, forgot I had that.” should stick that in your Swiss account

“@ColinC4People: Take Part C4s UNDATEABLES Looking for love?”@NUFCFansUtd saw this & thought of you

“@ConnorWickham10: Here he is! Help me find him pls tweeps x http://t.co/QnaVFm78” help #FindLOUIS Darras Hall area

“@CraigMid18: RIP #safc fan Darren Lark, who died suddenly after derby game on sunday” RIP

“@Cuellar24: I will raffle Sunderland shirt. What you need do is a cartoon or a draw of me... https://t.co/srvux974”Too good to miss #Nufc

“@dannysimpson: Introducing @officialtulisa to the Salford Crew #goodtimes http://t.co/tyfsTmP5”like an episode of Shameless

“@davidpick1987: @geordiedentist as a coach, I bet he's infectious. What you thinking like? Heard anything of late?”As is the clap

“@davidpick1987: @ian_nufc Emmerdale is much more acceptable...although I don't like your tone regards Corrie...”Soap FIGHT!

“@davidpick1987: Are West Ham trying to sign every overpaid, out of favour striker?” dunno, @themichaelowen have they been on phone?

“@dcb72: holy fuck - didn't realise @GreggstheBakers were on twitter.WHERE ARE MY FREE STEAK BAKES?” and mine!

“@dcb72: I do think Pardew is going to have to give Xisco and Ranger a chance.”Couple of injuries & Dekka will be in line for debut

“@deadbloke: Why is a really small bloke trying to shoot Dwight Yorke? #avfc #mcfc http://t.co/f1A5CUui” why not?

“@deano_nicholson: @dannysimpson12 worst player in NUFC history” clearly only been following #Nufc for about 2 year then

“@derek_acorah: All my tour dates are available on my web site www.derekacorah.com” I'm getting the word "nonce"

“@digitalspybrk: 'Geordie Shore' heading to Sydney for sixth series http://t.co/cI0vmSEyYY”Newcastles gain is Sydneys loss

“@EDLTrobinson: I found myself singing Geordie Geordie Geordie today! What a city, what people”99% of us think you're a cockend

“@ellietog: £20 photoshoot to the first confirmation for today at 3pm all pics on disk. Near Cluny.” good mothers day pressie lads!

“@ellietog: Just posted a photo http://t.co/kELt2aui”Hoo!! I wish you'd let me just sit quietly for 5 mins

“@EntirelySAFC: Sunderland 18th in League, when you look at our team on paper, is utterly mind blowing. #SAFC”but you're shite on grass

“@FloridaTopMakem: #SAFC win up to 8th. europe and #FTm” that tweet works for you...til you look at the table #6points #gameinhand

“@FloridaTopMakem: have #safc signed anyone yet? its 25th january; what are they doing?” fear not Heskey is on way #Nufc

“@GaryNE1: @Iwantcurlyhair2 I just think it stinks of Man Utd fans crack.”You've sniffed a Man U fans crack?

“@GeordieChris_F: The mackems were chucking coins? Bet they weren't euros. #nufc #safc” wahey!!!!!

“@geordiedentist Dr Pepper works a treat as well if you want to be really daring”What's the worst that could happen?

“@geordiedentist: @stevewraith are you going into stand up now?????”Christ I hope not!