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“@oldheatonian: @leazesladBut theyre a joke. Dont get it at all”Derek Llambias and nufcfans a marriage made in heaven

“@PlumsOfDoom: Ginger nuts. The dinner of the #sick”Dunk em in Lemonade, fantastic

#itv player Big Match Revisited has #Leicester v #nufc Feb 1979, divn't spoil it and tell is the score maaan

seriously man! @NUFCOfficial Now spamming timeline under guise of "news" #Nufc http://t.co/M8ARDQjQ

So #PussyRiot got 2 years? Justin #Beiber must be looking at life with no parole then

Am I missing summat or has @Nigella_Lawson started cooking with Coke? https://t.co/jS0yr7wY

You can show possession stats all you like. The points go on goals not passes

Fucking Norwich away...long trip for day 1 that like

“@UkSportsTvGuide: Great classic prize for United fans. Win Signed Gordon Strachan Shirt...”A Strachan signed #nufc shirt? Why?

From the activity at his house, I'm guessing talks are at advanced stage for Nobby to be next #hufc manager #Nufc #itkmelike

How much space are we giving them there?

I'm hoping to have an iCal file of the #Nufc fixtures online ASAP for you lovely peoe to load into your Calendars

Desperate for sleep however George is awake & loudly singing the Hokey Cokey in the next room

“@FloridaTopMakem: #SAFC win up to 8th. europe and #FTm” that tweet works for you...til you look at the table #6points #gameinhand

Why when showing a pic of you & your son in Toon tops do you feel the need to mention two of Geordie bastard Shore?

However he'll only see the #ff so the 6 toed cheesy chip eating twat can fuck right off

“@stevewraith: @pjwhitfield @peterramage83 he said the same mate” and so he should, tis only right

Hello, Cabaye #toonBeatles #Nufc

Sat in Byker waiting for a Chest X-ray. Chances are most of other patients are here for knife wounds.

“@ScottFenwick13: Does anyone else think Phil Thomsons is a scouse prick!”Even his missus says he is

#ThingsIHateAboutFacebook..... Facebook

“@steph_NUFC: @pjwhitfield that's fab!!! ” Thank you very much ahaaa you've been a lovely audience

Tell you what I should be in Advertising me like

I hate that Mars advert.

Now, where's that Panic button?#Nufc