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“@NilePowerRanger: Maybe its because ima LONDONER”....that you love Lahndahnnnnn town?

rather than everyone cryptically talking about an ex teammate of Speeds, why not just tell me who it is?

“@ttnineme: How is manager of the year decided?" this year is based on proximity to 'Arrys 'ouse

“@2NarMe: CjowveiwnsonkLkwvrc skj”Insightful

#thingsIwontsay that Adrian Chiles is good #itv

Pyjama bottoms, parka and Crocs....only in Delaval

If that really is Gary Glitter then he's shit at that peado lark #shittestdisguiseever

#ThingsBetterThanBieber gonorrhoea

“@NufcAwayDays: I'm walking home Newcastle, cos the taxis cost a fucking bomb.......”Ye'll waaaalk the streets aaaaal day & neet

On the 22 towards Newburn, driver must be on promise, he's jumped 2 red lights so far #sheeeeiiittt!!

Once in a blue moon a normal guy does something amazing today @mikegarry is that person http://t.co/C2sGeSex

“@gordythemag: @Lee5_1Johnson @nufcfans Magnificent point. He's worth 100 Michael Owens !” means nowt, I'm worth 96 @themichaelowen's

Wow! 6am isn't this a Great time to be up & about

“@ThisDave: Can I come round to yours for Christmas? I won't eat loads.”You'd eat us out of house & home

Kid behind me in queue at Morrisons is clearly fancying his luck on #ValentinesDay #lynxeffect http://t.co/kBWmWweH

I'm inclined to believe the @H_atemBenArfa account is more real than @CissePapiss

“@NeilTheGeordie: Macrocytosis”wooops I thought you'd been having a heavy day on Excel!