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oh my!! “@wavydavy23: Daz fletcher & David de gea are wishing for the same thing this year...CLEAN SHEETS #NUFC”

This rozzah on Coppers must be Harry Redknapps dad!

“@leazeslad: This Senegal top does nowt for me moobs in the gym like....its like the opening credits from Baywatch” Crimewatch?

£12million? Fletcher?That'sMental!!!#safc#Nufc

“@themichaelowen: Super Sunday - can't wait! ....lunch and then it's the sofa all afternoon.” 1 day merges into another eh?

“@Joey7Barton: Not sure what to sacrifice for lent........any suggestions?” twitter

It's windy out, I blame @BurnsieBen #BurnsieBenToBlame

Court sketch of Harry Redknapp isnt very lifelike, so Ive redone it. #nufc #thfc #afc #mufc http://t.co/uSD0kOPY

Oh dear just as my son used to drop the L in Clocks he now replaces the ST in stick with D!

...2:15 hunt out KFC in Barnsley...get lost...back on M1 at 3.30...more traffic. Now currently sat in tailback on M1 93mile to go

“@Toonsimone: How old is too old to go to a festival ??!? ????”You are

Aaaaand the final ball is shite #Nufc

If its an Omelette maker why serve pasta on the box? http://t.co/sn9Hr26CwQ

failing a medical is simply a formality for #Nufc if he's crocked we'll still buy him

#ff @octoberjones and his incredibly funny "texts from the dog" http://t.co/yQMvdV6h

Embarrassed again #FAcup #Nufc

“@stevewraith: @pjwhitfield the 10 pints will also help” if nowt else it helps you forget the flu

“@cognoscentinovo: @pjwhitfield @tt9m @sirdanwilson "I am win"?! You are lose.” well me Ma says I'm win so ner ner razzzz

So do #safc play their Europa fixture tomorrow?#confused #bigclub #FTM #Nufc

Loce? Seriously? Love Love! fat fingered twat!

Fucking Terrible Match #FTM

Quote of day from 1 of richest men in North East after driving his £150k Bentley into a ditch at Slaley..."it's just metal"

I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that'll get on your nerves...owt by #1Direction

Anyone wanna tell me what I've missed re Raylor & Perchinio? #Nufc

We're at London Zoo! In that there London town http://t.co/C9CwcWJx