Alan Shearer Is God

Going to Florida for 2 weeks in May and possibly over to Hungary to see the missus family at some point after that too.

If this was true im pretty sure it would have made the papers the next morning, not sunday morning.

He'd be a very logical signing tbh, especially since we're weak at Left Back. Probably the exact reason it hasn't happened. Or that he is always injured like....................

Im getting sacked in the morning!

I'll believe it if it stays like that at the final whistle on the last day, lets not get too confident.

Sure I heard the Ipswich fans singing "Sack Bobby Robson, you never sack Bobby Robson", or was I just hearing things?

Here we go again!

Good luck, at least you will be able to watch it with the Cardiff fans. Ive heard they are a nice lot...........................

2-0 now

Brazil 1-0 Shocking defending, the defence is obviously missing Coloccini.

"DOOOOMMMMEEEDDDDDD I TELL YA! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!"

Some people in this thread sound like Liverpool fans they way they go on about our history! Just hope Agent Chopra helps us out like he did the last time he played against us!

Noelie used to have a season ticket for Newcastle East End man!

WWWWOOOOSSSHHHHHH, anyone?

Whats the name of the song the players run out to?

Was looking to go to this one on the train but a return from Manchester Piccadilly to London Euston is £66 and then have to get the tube to Selhurst then back out and beer aswel.

Think I would wet myself if he went there.

He was still a Southampton player the stupid cunts, that was 91/92 when we were 23rd in Division Two, they were getting 33,000 under Houllier in the Premiership. Fucking scouse cunts, I honestly hate them. ps Man City, Wolves, and Leeds huge gates in the lower leagues??? All lower than us in either of 1984 or 1993 in a lower league. Fucking idiots. What a sad, bitter man you are. bet your a right barrel of laughs. Face it mate, we outclass you more or less every single time we play you lot, and no matter how hard you try we are by far a bigger club than you, with ten times the amount of fans nationally and 100 times the amount of fans worldwide than you. you say we don't have as big a local fanbase as you lot? well done einstein, considering were a two team city - three if your counting Tranmere - and considering there is not much difference in populations of the two cities and surrounding areas, then its hardly surprising. And know this, its Newcastle fans like you who are giving the fans a bad name, with your spurious facts about attendances (interestingly what have been your cup attendances in the last few seasons?) and claiming your this massive club, when in reality you've just got a big ground, big clubs win trophies mate. Aye not much of a difference like London 7.2 Million Birmingham 992000 Leeds 720000 Glasgow 560000 Sheffield 512000 Bradford 467000 Edinburgh 450000 Liverpool 440000 Manchester 420000 Bristol 380000 Wakefield 316000 Cardiff 310000 Coventry 305000 Nottingham 285000 Leicester 280000 Sunderland 280000 Belfast 280000 Newcastle upon Tyne 259000 Brighton 248000 Hull 240000 Plymouth 240000 http://www.ukcities.co.uk/populations/ Minutes silence please.

I think The Arkles is the away fans pub unless we are still barred from there?

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Went drinking on Saturday night and when they were dropped to the bench on Wednesday they did this: Obviously been watching a Peter Kay tour DVD the night before.

Disgraceful on the part of the national media how Jade fucking Goody is getting more press than the great man, who is raising money to save other peoples lives. This country has gone to shit.

Bollocks to him, sure as hell couldnt be arsed at Wigan when he decided just to walk straight down the tunnel when he couldnt be arsed.

I like it when you see loads of people at the match in b&w tops but I never wear one myself (5-a-side apart). I think they're for kids really. I've got the odd old one I might occasionally dig out (Asics one mentioned before and the beer mat / grandad collar one). I've got a couple of match-worn ones I've been given since then too. Never wear those either. Should probably sell them on ebay really. The match worn shirts are probably worth keeping if they are from a player of note - just to have. There was a bloke selling some on here who had some class ones. I do have a load of football shirts and some pretty good ones but I prefer to wear them to play in or sometimes watching a match in the house, when generally it's too warm for a scarf I'm currently after a Ujpest shirt but I can't even begin to translate the website! I got a Ujpest shirt whilst I was in Hungary (the missus is from Hungary!), Quite nice, tbf!

Since when have NUFC ever had luck?!