Andrew Flintoff

This hasn't quite went as he planned, has it?

I know someone who's bang into them

I made one a while ago with iGod on Not sure if I still have a copy though

All sung every week in the Leazes L7 corner!

Leazes Ender all the way for me

........ MMMMMMMMMMMMMMONG!

A couple of lads I know (Mackems and Mags) were out on Sat and saw some of the bother - they said that it was evidently the hooly brigade out, and that the 'Mackems' (not Mackem football fans I'd suggest) who were acting the cunts, one of them kicked fuck out the copper's dog, and the copper lost his rag and twatted him over the head leaving him bloody as fuck. They said both sides were well out of order, but I suppose in a small bit of defence to the copper, if you worked with an animal like that every day and someone attacked it, you'd be tempted to lash out. Problem is, as a copper, you need to justify that and I don't think he could.

Tara son

Dreadful on the Wii by all accounts. Bought it in Asda on PS3 for £25 - love it.

Fuck me - this would almost be the final straw for me. O'Leary is up there with my most hated people in football. I'll never forget the twat when he was at Leeds with his "Dey are a young soide, still lorning in de goim" fuck off. I've been relatively quiet over pre-season to see how things pan out but fuck me, David O'fuckinLeary?

Surely someone would have seen it on SSN themselves if it was true?!

I'm sure this was another of t0m's arsehole windups on Skunkers. It's bollocks, innit?

Plain black back. I'm always on the money when it comes to irrelevant, kit-related shit.

Black and blue stripes

Third shirt on show today apparently.

My old man had a trial there when he was younger. He was supposed to wait for a taxi to pick him up from the train station but he made his own way to Portman Road. When he got there, Bobby gave him the biggest mouthful he'd ever been given, shouted and balled at him for putting himself in danger making his own way there so young. Five minutes later, with me da feeling very sorry for himself and a bit tearful, Bobby came back, put his arm round him and told him he'd shouted at him for his own good, and that a lesson learnt young is a lesson never repeated. Message came through loud and clear - Bobby 1-0 Me Old Man...

Glad I'm working from home because I think there would have had to have been a sharp exit from the office. Gutted. RIP a true legend.

Tata, don't let the door bang you on the arse on the way out.

It's just as easy to argue that we would've been relegated a year earlier if Allardyce had stayed in charge...

I saw a young bairn with it on tonight - I was tempted to run him over to avoid him being picked on. Poor lad.

Everton one is nice I reckon, strangely. Our yella this is a monstrosity

Freddy :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

You send them your CV, including name, address, postcode, DOB and lots of other potentially security-breaching details. Identity stolen, cards in your name, debt and inevitably death. Simple as that really.

Coming out on the Wii!`