NJS

Pascal's wager relies on you choosing the right god out of thousands as a bet rather than betting on believing in your choice. One of the tenets of most religions which shows them up is that say for example an amazonian Indian who's never encountered an outsider who never sins can't get into whatever afterlife is promised for lack of just hearing the message/being invited into the cult. I sometimes like to imagine a big picture universe where it all makes some kind of sense. Sadly I just think we're flukes of chemistry who should just make the best of it and enjoy life within the context of being a social animal before returning to the stardust we all come from.

This all reminds me of what happened with Bellamy, Dyer and Shearer regarding that surgeon Dr Steadman where for all three we fannied around waiting for injuries to heal before sending them to get fixed properly and everyone wondering why the fuck we didn't just send them on day one. I hope I'm wrong but we'll see.

Death day wars - should we pitch it to C4?

I've never read his books but CS Lewis was a Christian propagandist so I wouldn't value him too highly.

And so it begins....

It's still the ref who didn't have the balls to disagree with VAR though.

I think it's the failure to recognise the levels of playing and losing to Plymouth versus playing fucking PSG away that astounds me. It shouldn't really but fucking hell.

It would be extra salty if our first trophy was that one like...

Looking at the table Dortmund will want to finish top to avoid group winners so hopefully there'll be no slackness there. It's up to us really, though I can see the merits of finishing third.

I never even knew the cunt was Irish - explains the "United" love.

This other cunt needs to die as well.

Delaney is on SSN - I want to kill him.

Had a quick look on the source of truth - they've paid the keeper off...

Nice. The adjective not the place.

Shame they didn't keep the real deaths then...

If I was Downie I'd put out a load of tweets about Gateshead and Hartlepool just to wind the fuckers up even more.

Pathetic scouse bastards.

Canny goal (through gritted teeth).

Pochettino claiming it was their worst performance of the season - Mackems will lap it up.

I was thinking last night there's parallels between this season and 94/95 where we'd finished the previous season higher than expected but then dropped off a bit due to mainly bad luck (though I still think selling Cole was wrong). Let's hope next season is a step up like 95/96 was but with a happier ending.

Including moving to the SOS for a year?

As pointed out in a couple of replies, it was under Rafa that the Man Utd rumours happened. Pointless lying sack of lard.

Classic open tin of paint on the top shelf getting knocked off and covering him like an extreme plasterer's radio gets my vote.

"math" 😒