Ugly Mackems

PSG ballot Friday.

Tickets for Dortmund are apparently going to be collected in Dortmund the day of the game. None by post apparently. Madness!

Bus to Paris £125. Day trip to Dortmund £360 (flights) NUSC

Vid of lascelles (allegedly) going around involved in street brawl. Hope it's not him but the way his haymaker missed everything and everyone it could well be.

So, the club have began to tackle what they call touting. Making misery for the away support. Season ticket holders can "sell" their unused ticket back to the club and get effectively face value (1/19th of ST cost) They then sell it on at more than they paid for it. Tickets on various ticketing sites selling for a more than decent profit are being supplied by players and corporates. The only way they can advertise tickets that have yet to go through the ballot. They need to put their house in order.

They are letting the clueless self serving wankers at NUST dictate policy on ticketing. The Club are seriously running when they haven't learn't to walk yet.

Aye, Liam's dad. The Rocking Ref. Had a few pints with him over the years. Good fella.

Just read (hopefully wrong) that Barry Sweeney has died. Sad if so.

£44 to £74. Cunts taking the piss.

Not really. I've got my son a season ticket so the need to pile in at 10am on a given day is gone! This isn't a better (although it is highly lucrative for the club) system in my opinion. Get a bad feeling the club's policy is being guided by NUST.

Bit of a scattergun approach by the Club if you ask me!

Has anyone got him on twitter? Who'd of thought he blocked me! Has he tweeted anything!? Didn't his house get daubed the other week? TBF couldn't be happening to a more apt person.

Club are doing a supporters meet today to discuss away tickets. Anyone going? What should change? Anything? Nothing?

Bindippers sniffing I've been told.

Moeen Moeen is goosed. Maybe just play root as the spinner ongoing. Definitely have Wood back in. Just feel Ducket doesn't move his feet and wafts at anything. Maybe rotate Bairstow with the current openers.

Declaration & Bairstow (with the gloves) cost us the result. Need to drop either of the openers and put Bairstow there - Foakes needs to be keeping. Personally Ducket would miss the next test for me. Lack of footwork and knicking a ball (x 2) that wouldn't have hit a third set of stumps suggest his achilles heal has been exposed. It was a great watch though.

Good player. Be good if it comes off! But... ....tomorrow we'll get the bad news the deal can't be done for one of a multitude of reasons.

So, anyone got a badge with dodgy spelling of "UNTTED"?

Got sent this. Most is becoming common knowledge.

I was at Putney Bridge. The Wetherspoons strangely stopped serving at 1.30ish. We sat in the square outside in the glorious sunshine sipping double V&DC's. Had a couple in the 'home fans' only pubs on Fulham Broadway where I can confirm the locals were friendly enough. Backward wankers trying to enforce "home fans" only pubs.

The bad news ...hour delay! Good news. ... Refund!

Good morning girls. You'll be delighted to know my azuma is winging its way to KX as I type. No boats on the Thames for me! I'll keep folk updated!

Club are considering a 5 year roll for away ticket applications.

Well that was canny. Different but ok. Vodka went down like watta - had to cancel graft today!

Hope so.....it's all free.