allseeingeye 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 whats your best ones that work a. with a stranger b. someone at work or college etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket "Why?" Because you've got fine written all over you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I used to find that the simple truth worked quite well. 'You know you want to come out with me, so stop messing around and tell me when.' Ah, the good old days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 wanna sail the skin boat to tuna town ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 In my experience i find woman are put off men who come out with cheesy chat up lines. and if theyre too smooth they kinda make me wanna vomit into the nearest bucket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 In my experience i find woman are put off men who come out with cheesy chat up lines. and if theyre too smooth they kinda make me wanna vomit into the nearest bucket 18790[/snapback] Quite true imo. Wanna meet me behind the bike sheds later? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 In my experience i find woman are put off men who come out with cheesy chat up lines. and if theyre too smooth they kinda make me wanna vomit into the nearest bucket 18790[/snapback] Quite true imo. Wanna meet me behind the bike sheds later? 18793[/snapback] Ohh Mr Hips, you have such a way with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 In my experience i find woman are put off men who come out with cheesy chat up lines. and if theyre too smooth they kinda make me wanna vomit into the nearest bucket 18790[/snapback] Quite true imo. Wanna meet me behind the bike sheds later? 18793[/snapback] Ohh Mr Hips, you have such a way with you 18798[/snapback] Aye, pet! An to really spoil ye, I'll bring a box of Milk Tray anarl! Catch you later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 In my experience i find woman are put off men who come out with cheesy chat up lines. and if theyre too smooth they kinda make me wanna vomit into the nearest bucket 18790[/snapback] Quite true imo. Wanna meet me behind the bike sheds later? 18793[/snapback] Ohh Mr Hips, you have such a way with you 18798[/snapback] Aye, pet! An to really spoil ye, I'll bring a box of Milk Tray anarl! Catch you later. 18803[/snapback] God, it must be my birthday come early Sweet dreams snakey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket"Why?" Because you've got fine written all over you. 18709[/snapback] Did you know they're re-writing the alphabet? They're putting U and I together! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 "What are your plans for sex tonight ?" In my case its usually wanking but it does get a reaction and breaks the ice ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar 0 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 I used to find that the simple truth worked quite well. 18748[/snapback] Like "I actually fancy your mate, but to be honest I'd give you a bit of a diddlin' if I can't get in her knickers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 'My mate says you're like a welly top.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 What's your shoe size? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 I think I've said this before on the other board, but any bloke who uses a cheesy chat-up line on me instantly loses any chance of things going any further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 'whats invisible and smells like carrots?' ..................... 'Bunny Farts!!!' followed up with ..... 'i know its a bad joke but one of the disabled kids i coach for free told me it' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 just clicked on your sig lazarus! so do you ever actually leave your house then!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 In my experience i find woman are put off men who come out with cheesy chat up lines. and if theyre too smooth they kinda make me wanna vomit into the nearest bucket 18790[/snapback] ahh.. a womans view....I could never use cheesy lines but some like them though, so I'm told !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 'whats invisible and smells like carrots?' ..................... 'Bunny Farts!!!' followed up with ..... 'i know its a bad joke but one of the disabled kids i coach for free told me it' 19221[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 (edited) In my experience i find woman are put off men who come out with cheesy chat up lines. and if theyre too smooth they kinda make me wanna vomit into the nearest bucket 18790[/snapback] ahh.. a womans view....I could never use cheesy lines but some like them though, so I'm told !!!! 19233[/snapback] Not the type of woman who's worth having though Edited August 26, 2005 by Toonraider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 334 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 I've never used a line. Infact it's rare I approach a lass, it's always been the other way round. But then I am painfully shy. But a favourite one I read somewhere was: I may not be the best looking bloke in the world, but I'm the only one here talking to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 But a favourite one I read somewhere was: I may not be the best looking bloke in the world, but I'm the only one here talking to you. 19293[/snapback] On that same theme, there is the classic; 'Look love, it's ten to two and you aint going to get a better offer.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 But a favourite one I read somewhere was: I may not be the best looking bloke in the world, but I'm the only one here talking to you. 19293[/snapback] On that same theme, there is the classic; 'Look love, it's ten to two and you aint going to get a better offer.' 19300[/snapback] That is mint. I'm gonna have to try that, or get one of my pissed mates to try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 what type is that and what type are you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 what type is that and what type are you 19448[/snapback] I think the type of girls who go for quick chat up lines are perhaps just on the look out for a bit of fun and dont really care who the guy is! I suppose im saying they are shallow and lets say, not super intelligent! (i know, im being stereotypical)! Im the type who isnt impressed by men with all the 'smooth talk' and chat up lines, infact im suspicious of men like that I think woman prefer a man who can just chat normally and make them laugh That isnt to say we dont like recieving the odd compliment of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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