snakehips 0 Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 "every song sounds the same" ripoff merchant dwarf with a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle TBH But do you like him and his music? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 by "That thing" do you mean a vast personal fortune? Puts me in mind of Mrs. Merton interviewing Debbie McGhee: "So Debbie, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_serbian_mag 0 Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 They are great live, seen their show last summer. You may call JK a cockney wanka or whatever, but there are some SERIOUS musicians alongside him. Once you hear their music live, you realize that's the real thing. Listening to their albums isn't so interesting imo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 by "That thing" do you mean a vast personal fortune? No, just plain ole sex appeal and charisma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Just thinking with Mrs Raider being the slender height of 5'4 and with those chebs of hers, bet she walks a bit slouched! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Just thinking with Mrs Raider being the slender height of 5'4 and with those chebs of hers, bet she walks a bit slouched! Jonny...you are being very cheeky of late But for the record, i can actually walk upright....running however is another matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8977 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 (edited) by "That thing" do you mean a vast personal fortune? No, just plain ole sex appeal and charisma and you spell Charisma "Chu-Ching" right? you're talking crap young lady, you know damned well that if some pikey dwarf wearing a twatful hat mosied on up to you in the club you'd spit your Tropical Reef all over his wacky chappeau before you actually found the spasmodic shortarse attractive. However you could look like Wacky's furry be-spotted arsecheek and as long as his wallet was fatter than your lip, yon knicker elastic would snap at a hundred paces. nowt's more of an aphrodisiac than a little bit of wonga tbh Edited November 24, 2006 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Just thinking with Mrs Raider being the slender height of 5'4 and with those chebs of hers, bet she walks a bit slouched! Bad back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 by "That thing" do you mean a vast personal fortune? No, just plain ole sex appeal and charisma and you spell Charisma "Chu-Ching" right? you're talking crap young lady, you know damned well that if some pikey dwarf wearing a twatful hat mosied on up to you in the club you'd spit your Tropical Reef all over his wacky chappeau before you actually found the spasmodic shortarse attractive. However you could look like Wacky's furry be-spotted arsecheek and as long as his wallet was fatter than your lip, yon knicker elastic would snap at a hundred paces. Now that was funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 by "That thing" do you mean a vast personal fortune? No, just plain ole sex appeal and charisma and you spell Charisma "Chu-Ching" right? you're talking crap young lady, you know damned well that if some pikey dwarf wearing a twatful hat mosied on up to you in the club you'd spit your Tropical Reef all over his wacky chappeau before you actually found the spasmodic shortarse attractive. However you could look like Wacky's furry be-spotted arsecheek and as long as his wallet was fatter than your lip, yon knicker elastic would snap at a hundred paces. Now that was funny! what a complete load of bollocks You dont know me AT ALL. I have never and would never be attracted to a man for his money. I like to earn my own wage and work full time even though i dont really have to. In repsect of JK, despite his hats and 70's suits and flares i simply think he is sexy looking, i like his hair and his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 by "That thing" do you mean a vast personal fortune? No, just plain ole sex appeal and charisma and you spell Charisma "Chu-Ching" right? you're talking crap young lady, you know damned well that if some pikey dwarf wearing a twatful hat mosied on up to you in the club you'd spit your Tropical Reef all over his wacky chappeau before you actually found the spasmodic shortarse attractive. However you could look like Wacky's furry be-spotted arsecheek and as long as his wallet was fatter than your lip, yon knicker elastic would snap at a hundred paces. Now that was funny! what a complete load of bollocks You dont know me AT ALL. I have never and would never be attracted to a man for his money. I like to earn my own wage and work full time even though i dont really have to. In repsect of JK, despite his hats and 70's suits and flares i simply think he is sexy looking, i like his hair and his face. He looks like he's had chicken pox about 20 times. He's minging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 by "That thing" do you mean a vast personal fortune? No, just plain ole sex appeal and charisma and you spell Charisma "Chu-Ching" right? you're talking crap young lady, you know damned well that if some pikey dwarf wearing a twatful hat mosied on up to you in the club you'd spit your Tropical Reef all over his wacky chappeau before you actually found the spasmodic shortarse attractive. However you could look like Wacky's furry be-spotted arsecheek and as long as his wallet was fatter than your lip, yon knicker elastic would snap at a hundred paces. Now that was funny! what a complete load of bollocks You dont know me AT ALL. I have never and would never be attracted to a man for his money. I like to earn my own wage and work full time even though i dont really have to. In repsect of JK, despite his hats and 70's suits and flares i simply think he is sexy looking, i like his hair and his face. He looks like he's had chicken pox about 20 times. He's minging. thats fair enough Cath But for the fish to suggest i'd only like him (or anyone) for the size of their wallet really irritates me, He obviously watches far too many soaps ffs!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 by "That thing" do you mean a vast personal fortune? No, just plain ole sex appeal and charisma and you spell Charisma "Chu-Ching" right? you're talking crap young lady, you know damned well that if some pikey dwarf wearing a twatful hat mosied on up to you in the club you'd spit your Tropical Reef all over his wacky chappeau before you actually found the spasmodic shortarse attractive. However you could look like Wacky's furry be-spotted arsecheek and as long as his wallet was fatter than your lip, yon knicker elastic would snap at a hundred paces. Now that was funny! what a complete load of bollocks You dont know me AT ALL. I have never and would never be attracted to a man for his money. I like to earn my own wage and work full time even though i dont really have to. In repsect of JK, despite his hats and 70's suits and flares i simply think he is sexy looking, i like his hair and his face. He looks like he's had chicken pox about 20 times. He's minging. thats fair enough Cath But for the fish to suggest i'd only like him (or anyone) for the size of their wallet really irritates me, He obviously watches far too many soaps ffs!! Anyone who takes any notice of anything the Fish says today wants their head read. With all due respect petal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 by "That thing" do you mean a vast personal fortune? No, just plain ole sex appeal and charisma and you spell Charisma "Chu-Ching" right? you're talking crap young lady, you know damned well that if some pikey dwarf wearing a twatful hat mosied on up to you in the club you'd spit your Tropical Reef all over his wacky chappeau before you actually found the spasmodic shortarse attractive. However you could look like Wacky's furry be-spotted arsecheek and as long as his wallet was fatter than your lip, yon knicker elastic would snap at a hundred paces. Now that was funny! what a complete load of bollocks You dont know me AT ALL. I have never and would never be attracted to a man for his money. I like to earn my own wage and work full time even though i dont really have to. In repsect of JK, despite his hats and 70's suits and flares i simply think he is sexy looking, i like his hair and his face. He looks like he's had chicken pox about 20 times. He's minging. thats fair enough Cath But for the fish to suggest i'd only like him (or anyone) for the size of their wallet really irritates me, He obviously watches far too many soaps ffs!! Anyone who takes any notice of anything the Fish says today wants their head read. With all due respect petal Well in my defence you probably know him. In future i will ignore what he says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8977 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 I've stirred up the pseudo-feministas in both of you today haven't I? is this "can't take a joke day" and no-one told me? I was merely making a sweeping generalistaion for comedic purposes... obviously I judged the audience wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 86 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 no snakehips its really shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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