sammynb 2929 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 So you've finally broken down all those barriers and you have the woman of your choice lying fully buffed on the bed/rug/sofa/bus shelter waiting for you to make your move. But just like a little fat kid in a lolly shop your eyes are spinning from all that's on offer, where to start? So what do prefer to play with? Do you even know where the nipple/clit/50 cent is? Girls, just so you're not left out, preferences? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8951 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 the pedant in me wants to remind you that you'll never find it on a map if you can't spell it and I will have to say if it's a choice between the two it'll be the more southern of the two. if I had free reign, it depends entirely on the girl. if her clam smells worse than a vat of gannet boiled in brine... I'd stay North if she's a pair of cherries on a surfboard then Down Periscope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted November 28, 2006 Author Share Posted November 28, 2006 the pedant in me wants to remind you that you'll never find it on a map if you can't spell it Thanks fish, knew I should have stuck to just clit Mind you it would be spelt correctly in Texas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodgate27 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I'm not fussed really. Whenever I find myself in such a situation I thank my lucky stars! I had a girlfriend that had absolutely zero sensitivity in the breast area, but go down south for one second and OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34191 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 sammy's been wanking at work again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Nipple. I haven't got a clit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Personally I prefer to let her do the work playing with my cock. What are you some sort of feminist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Pay good attention to the nipples, for the correct amount of time, before working the magic on the button. Never in a bus shelter though - that's so, dare I say it, 'south of the river'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 TBH, I prefer the guy to start with sexy, passionette kissing Men going straight to the 'targets' is a right turn off And reversing the question, I'd rather play with the guys hair first....running your fingers through it is a definite turn on (thats the hair on his head of course, and it has to be long(ish) and clean)!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 TBH, I prefer the guy to start with sexy, passionette kissing Men going straight to the 'targets' is a right turn off And reversing the question, I'd rather play with the guys hair first....running your fingers through it is a definite turn on (thats the hair on his head of course, and it has to be long(ish) and clean)!! Look, discuss what you like to do to a man on another board with Meenzer! You ever made love with another woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 TBH, I prefer the guy to start with sexy, passionette kissing Men going straight to the 'targets' is a right turn off And reversing the question, I'd rather play with the guys hair first....running your fingers through it is a definite turn on (thats the hair on his head of course, and it has to be long(ish) and clean)!! Look, discuss what you like to do to a man on another board with Meenzer! You ever made love with another woman? No.... sorry to disapoint you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34191 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 After Renton's stories of the utter filth that Toonraider posts on Skunkers, I was expecting a bit more than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 TBH, I prefer the guy to start with sexy, passionette kissing Men going straight to the 'targets' is a right turn off And reversing the question, I'd rather play with the guys hair first....running your fingers through it is a definite turn on (thats the hair on his head of course, and it has to be long(ish) and clean)!! Look, discuss what you like to do to a man on another board with Meenzer! You ever made love with another woman? No.... sorry to disapoint you Is it true that most(that gets you out of admitting it if you want) women quite fancy the idea, though??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3183 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 TBH, I prefer the guy to start with sexy, passionette kissing Men going straight to the 'targets' is a right turn off And reversing the question, I'd rather play with the guys hair first....running your fingers through it is a definite turn on (thats the hair on his head of course, and it has to be long(ish) and clean)!! Baldist TBH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34191 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Toonraider fancies getting stuck into that lass on the postage stamp sized picture she's got in her profile. FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 After Renton's stories of the utter filth that Toonraider posts on Skunkers, I was expecting a bit more than that. :oh god not that again Whats wrong with posting a link that my hubby had been sent? Aye it was very naughty ...but hell, it was a christmas pressie for the lads on there I did guard my answer there very well though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 TBH, I prefer the guy to start with sexy, passionette kissing Men going straight to the 'targets' is a right turn off And reversing the question, I'd rather play with the guys hair first....running your fingers through it is a definite turn on (thats the hair on his head of course, and it has to be long(ish) and clean)!! Look, discuss what you like to do to a man on another board with Meenzer! You ever made love with another woman? No.... sorry to disapoint you Is it true that most(that gets you out of admitting it if you want) women quite fancy the idea, though??? Oh yes i think thats true, you cant help but wonder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Toonraider fancies getting stuck into that lass on the postage stamp sized picture she's got in her profile. FACT! Shes my best, dearest friend Though we both said IF we ever felt that way inclined, we'd experiment on each other! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 TBH, I prefer the guy to start with sexy, passionette kissing Men going straight to the 'targets' is a right turn off And reversing the question, I'd rather play with the guys hair first....running your fingers through it is a definite turn on (thats the hair on his head of course, and it has to be long(ish) and clean)!! Baldist TBH well yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 After Renton's stories of the utter filth that Toonraider posts on Skunkers, I was expecting a bit more than that. :oh god not that again Whats wrong with posting a link that my hubby had been sent? Aye it was very naughty ...but hell, it was a christmas pressie for the lads on there I did guard my answer there very well though They were very, very, nice pictures though I remember them well Hmmmm, it's almost Christmas again........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 After Renton's stories of the utter filth that Toonraider posts on Skunkers, I was expecting a bit more than that. :oh god not that again Whats wrong with posting a link that my hubby had been sent? Aye it was very naughty ...but hell, it was a christmas pressie for the lads on there I did guard my answer there very well though They were very, very, nice pictures though I remember them well Hmmmm, it's almost Christmas again........ do you really remember them? Blimey, I'd be banned forever if i posted that on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 After Renton's stories of the utter filth that Toonraider posts on Skunkers, I was expecting a bit more than that. :oh god not that again Whats wrong with posting a link that my hubby had been sent? Aye it was very naughty ...but hell, it was a christmas pressie for the lads on there I did guard my answer there very well though They were very, very, nice pictures though I remember them well Hmmmm, it's almost Christmas again........ do you really remember them? Blimey, I'd be banned forever if i posted that on here I guarantee you will be inundated with PM requests now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 After Renton's stories of the utter filth that Toonraider posts on Skunkers, I was expecting a bit more than that. :oh god not that again Whats wrong with posting a link that my hubby had been sent? Aye it was very naughty ...but hell, it was a christmas pressie for the lads on there I did guard my answer there very well though They were very, very, nice pictures though I remember them well Hmmmm, it's almost Christmas again........ do you really remember them? Blimey, I'd be banned forever if i posted that on here I do remember they were very artistic Still, a fresh posting would do wonders, of course. As Cath says, e-mails are for friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 After Renton's stories of the utter filth that Toonraider posts on Skunkers, I was expecting a bit more than that. :oh god not that again Whats wrong with posting a link that my hubby had been sent? Aye it was very naughty ...but hell, it was a christmas pressie for the lads on there I did guard my answer there very well though They were very, very, nice pictures though I remember them well Hmmmm, it's almost Christmas again........ do you really remember them? Blimey, I'd be banned forever if i posted that on here I guarantee you will be inundated with PM requests now Well theres no hope of anyone getting that now, it was a few years back, i havent got the link now!! Plus im sure they can manage to find their own filth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 This whole thread is a complete nonsense and no surprises there considering it was started by a bearded Aussie freak. The question is older than time itself and is very simple: Tits or arse? (Corinthians 13) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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