Optimistic Nut 9 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 NEWCASTLE are considering an audacious bid to land Chelsea striker Andriy Shevchenko on a five-month loan deal. Toon boss Glenn Roeder is monitoring the striker's situation after it was revealed the Blues would be willing to let him leave on a temporary basis in January. Sheva's former club AC Milan are favourites to sign the Ukrainian, 30. But a Geordies source said: "Newcastle are thinking of making a move for Shevchenko if Chelsea are serious about letting him go on loan. "It's a deal which would benefit both clubs. "It would help out the striker situation at Newcastle and allow the player to adjust to life in the Premiership without playing for one of Chelsea's title rivals." Roeder is desperate to land new strikers next month because of injuries to Michael Owen and Shola Ameobi, while Oba Martins and Albert Luque have struggled. But Sheva has hit just three league goals since a £30million move from Milan in May. Yeah, right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Good to see the NOTW have a sense of humour. Shame it isn't that funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8867 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Even by the standards of the NOWT, this is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8946 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 I thought this was quite funny also. http://www.teamtalk.com/football/story/0,1...1738851,00.html I'm so immature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 (edited) If only Seriously, I'd come in my pants if we signed Shevchenko Edited December 3, 2006 by Sima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Shitechenko more like. Scored the same amount as Shola despite playing twice as many games, without requiring major surgery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6287 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 They're bored over at the NOTW then? Fuck's sake if Chelsea are going to loan him out (I think they'd sell him before loaning him), he'll be going abroad. There's no way they'll loan him in this country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 9 Posted December 3, 2006 Author Share Posted December 3, 2006 They're bored over at the NOTW then? Fuck's sake if Chelsea are going to loan him out (I think they'd sell him before loaning him), he'll be going abroad. There's no way they'll loan him in this country. I could see why they'd let him go to us. 5 months in the Premiership to adjust, and giving us a player on his day capable of taking points off Chelsea's title challengers (or Man U as they're better known). There's just not a cat in hells chance of the player agreeing to it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 I thought this was quite funny also. http://www.teamtalk.com/football/story/0,1...1738851,00.html I'm so immature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 I'd be happy to see him here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Not good enough tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Exactly the sort of trophy signing that gives Freddie a stiffy mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34161 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 On a 5 month loan he would be an excellent signing to see us through til Owen's return. Not gonna happen like, but it would be class if it did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Why are you even thinking about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34161 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Why not? It only took about 10 seconds to come up with both the thought and the post. Less time than it took most people to post rubbishing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Fair do's. I mean it's not like you have anything better to do at work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34161 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Hey, it's month end, I'm busy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Hey, it's month end, I'm busy! December 4th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Hey, it's month end, I'm busy! December 4th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13804 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34161 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Hey, it's month end, I'm busy! December 4th The month end reporting process you peasants! The month has to finish before my genius accounting mind goes to work analysing the figures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6287 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 .....and he's still not finished the October accounts yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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