Christmas Tree 3997 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 All this time of radio silence, he must have been howling at the moon in desperation to get his latest recipes on here. I don't know how he coped. [emoji23] They love my recipes on the metal detecting forum [emoji6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26625 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 [emoji23] They love my recipes on the metal detecting forum [emoji6] Are the members of that forum helping you look for the missing bolt from your neck, CT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Are the members of that forum helping you look for the missing bolt from your neck, CT? No, they're teaching me how to swing both ways [emoji8] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34188 Posted April 30, 2015 Author Share Posted April 30, 2015 Whoa, bit of metal detecting humour for you all there. Can you imagine a metal detecting forum? It has to be 80% paedos, surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Whoa, bit of metal detecting humour for you all there. Can you imagine a metal detecting forum? It has to be 80% paedos, surely. [emoji1] From all sorts of backgrounds and ages. Lots of camouflage which I don't quite understand. I did by a 2nd hand camo jacket off eBay to try and fit in but was too embarrassed to walk out the house with it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34188 Posted April 30, 2015 Author Share Posted April 30, 2015 Aye I mean that is a social misfits' club you've joined, and no mistake. Probably all looking for spares for their next robot wars contender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Suits me fine then Found this on my 2nd outing as well. Minted in the Tower of London 1530 give or take a few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34188 Posted April 30, 2015 Author Share Posted April 30, 2015 I'm gonna call you Radar from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4949 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I'm gonna call you Radar from now on. I approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26625 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Whoa, bit of metal detecting humour for you all there. Can you imagine a metal detecting forum? It has to be 80% paedos, surely. [emoji1] From all sorts of backgrounds and ages. Lots of camouflage which I don't quite understand. I did by a 2nd hand camo jacket off eBay to try and fit in but was too embarrassed to walk out the house with it on. :lol: Lad at work is into this. Canny bloke but a fucking fruit lube, a bird watcher, tight as a ducks arse, (he hangs out at supermarkets at certain times when he knows the discounted stuff comes out and detests the 'fucking asylum seekers and gypsies' who try to get in front of him for the bargains), he was a closet Nazi in his younger days and ALWAYS wears a camouflage jacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34188 Posted April 30, 2015 Author Share Posted April 30, 2015 :lol: Lad at work is into this. Canny bloke but a fucking fruit lube, a bird watcher, tight as a ducks arse, (he hangs out at supermarkets at certain times when he knows the discounted stuff comes out and detests the 'fucking asylum seekers and gypsies' who try to get in front of him for the bargains), he was a closet Nazi in his younger days and ALWAYS wears a camouflage jacket. That is exactly the kind of person I picture out metal detecting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26625 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 He That is exactly the kind of person I picture out metal detecting. He's always fucked on a late shift as he goes out after work, (in the early hours), to look for some loot with his metal detector stuff, bumps into others doing the same all trying to find a hoard. They ALL know of areas where things have been found and don't like too much competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34188 Posted April 30, 2015 Author Share Posted April 30, 2015 This bloke sounds incredible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38575 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 *sidles up. " Know any good fields?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26625 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 This bloke sounds incredible. To be fair, the rest of the time he's fucked is when he's been looking at the Frankie Vaughan when his lass goes to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Recently spotted in the Boldon Buy, Swap and Sell magazine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13988 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12737 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Had nowt else in so just had a PEK omelette there. I regret nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3183 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 On the subject of camouflage jackets I find it funny that neither myself or any of my old friends from the army ever wear camouflage and the people that do seem to be desperate to look like squaddies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 On the subject of camouflage jackets I find it funny that neither myself or any of my old friends from the army ever wear camouflage and the people that do seem to be desperate to look like squaddies. Maybe they do and you just don't see them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3183 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Maybe they do and you just don't see them? To be that good you don't just wear camouflage you become camouflage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 To be that good you don't just wear camouflage you become camouflage. Oh I get it, in the same way Radar doesn't sit on a sofa, he becomes the sofa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19743 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I had no idea you could still even buy smash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3183 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Oh I get it, in the same way Radar doesn't sit on a sofa, he becomes the sofa? you call him I call him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38575 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Confession time- I've got camo pants. This is me wearing them last summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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