Monkeys Fist 38744 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Got any sour cream? if you mix a bit of that with the Philadelphia you’ll be close. Or, if you’re going shopping as you say… … BUY SOME FUCKING MASCARPONE YOU ABSOLUTE WHOPPER! 6 litres should do you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26791 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: Got any sour cream? if you mix a bit of that with the Philadelphia you’ll be close. Or, if your going shopping as you say… … BUY SOME FUCKING MASCARPONE YOU ABSOLUTE WHOPPER! 6 litres should do you. Looks like I'm doing cacio e pepe tonight, luckily I've got pecorino in the house but it wouldn't have been a massive problem if I hadn't as there's also dairylea slices I could've used. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38744 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 If you don’t have any black pepper, just sprinkle on some instant coffee after you’ve cooked it, as it , briefly, looks the same. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 So blessed are we to have the return of a fully grown man who feels the need to vomit out every possible thought, question or event, no matter how insignificant or uninteresting, at a breakneck pace 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 'This recipe asks for salt, but we're out. Will dandruff do instead?' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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trooper 940 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 14 minutes ago, The Fish said: 'This recipe asks for salt, but we're out. Will dandruff do instead?' 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Got any sour cream? if you mix a bit of that with the Philadelphia you’ll be close. Or, if you’re going shopping as you say… … BUY SOME FUCKING MASCARPONE YOU ABSOLUTE WHOPPER! 6 litres should do you. Bought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Recipe says Mascarpone What CT bought 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9201 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 And cherry tomatoes obviously 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26791 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 "Didn't have mascarpone, bought my little pony instead which is just so lovely, fluffy and everything!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38744 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 If he had a fucking clue what they were, CT would definitely be a Furry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2765 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 9 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Is there much difference between mascarpone, Boursin or Philadelphia cheese. A recipe Im making asks for mascarpone (I’ve never used it) but I do quite often use the other two. The first two you listed does not have carob bean gum and carrageenan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 The Masterpiece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38744 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 19 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: The Fell Out Of My Ringpiece 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34425 Posted May 12, 2022 Author Share Posted May 12, 2022 Looks like someone put Oscar the Grouch in a blender. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38744 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 I’m trying to work out wtf it is-murdered cabbage, can’t see any pasta ( Keto, innit blud), and… chicken? Or is it canned Tuna? No 🍒 either. 5/7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3659 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 What’s it meant to be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38744 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, strawb said: What’s it meant to be? Cavolo di Placenta 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9201 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Clearly it is: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’m trying to work out wtf it is-murdered cabbage, can’t see any pasta ( Keto, innit blud), and… chicken? Or is it canned Tuna? No 🍒 either. 5/7. Cabbage carbonara. I thought it needed chicken as well. Also, I’m not keen on Gammon so used Smokey bacon. Also chucked in a couple of mushrooms. Stages of creation before finally adding sour cream and mascarpone. Edited May 13, 2022 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26304 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Also, I’m not keen on Gammon 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 3 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Cabbage carbonara. I thought it needed chicken as well. Also, I’m not keen on Gammon so used Smokey bacon. Also chucked in a couple of mushrooms. Stages of creation before finally adding sour cream and mascarpone. No need to post pictures from Steve Bruce. He is gone, you can let it go. Are you Luke Edwards in disguise? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38744 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 3 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Cabbage carbonara. I thought it needed chicken as well. Also, I’m not keen on Gammon so used Smokey bacon. Also chucked in a couple of mushrooms. Stages of creation before finally adding sour cream and mascarpone. So, you cooked a shit Caesar salad then? Carbonara has four ingredients- pasta, eggs, cheese, pancetta. Your hot salad has one ingredient in common with it. That’s like calling your shits Chowder because they both have sweetcorn in them. 3/7 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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