Renton 17597 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 So let me get this right, this is a carbonara where the pasta has been replaced with........ cabbage? Fucking hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38549 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 There’s nothing carbonara about it mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19732 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Cabbage carbonara. I thought it needed chicken as well. Also, I’m not keen on Gammon so used Smokey bacon. Also chucked in a couple of mushrooms. Stages of creation before finally adding sour cream and mascarpone. i've definitely puked up something that looked similar to this before Edited May 13, 2022 by Dr Gloom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19732 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 cabbage cabonara btw he was on the lamb kofta pizzas the other week - from one extreme to the other 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38549 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Hi guys! I made spaghetti bolognaise last night! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26603 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 10 hours ago, Gemmill said: Looks like someone put Oscar the Grouch in a blender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Listen, I didn’t name the fucking thing, some Keto guru did. Anyway, as I’ve loads of ingredients left I’m making the exact same dish tonight but with Swoodles instead of cabbage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3652 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Go on then, what the fuck are swoodles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38549 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 1 minute ago, strawb said: Go on then, what the fuck are swoodles? He swole, bro. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17597 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Hope he has a big blender. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38549 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 “ Couldn’t fit the dog in the blender, had doner kebabs instead” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 1 hour ago, strawb said: Go on then, what the fuck are swoodles? Swede that looks like noodles. Swoodles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9163 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 52 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: “ Couldn’t fit the dog in the blender, had doner kebabs instead” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38549 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 10 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Swede that looks like noodles. Swoodles. These things☝️ 150-200g pancetta 4-6 egg yolks ( yolk only!!!!) Parmesan or pecorino, freshly grated Cook these, keep a cup of the cooking water. Cook 150-200g of pancetta, add a good old twist of black pepper drain off the oil when done. Whisk 4-6 egg yolks together, add a good handful of grated Parmesan or Pecorino ( no, cheddar will not “do”). Whisk in to the eggs about 2-3 tsp of the warm cooking water you definitely didn’t forget to save. Deglaze the pancetta pan with a bit of the water, add the noodles to it and stir them up. Take it off the heat, let it cool for a few minutes then stir the eggs through the noodles. Don’t put cabbage, chicken, mushrooms or anything else in it. Carbonara. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19732 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 mate, if you drop this keto bollocks you can eat normal noodles like the rest of us and you won't have to continue chowing down on stuff that a dog would turn their nose up at. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9163 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 25 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: These things☝️ 150-200g pancetta 4-6 egg yolks ( yolk only!!!!) Parmesan or pecorino, freshly grated Cook these, keep a cup of the cooking water. Cook 150-200g of pancetta, add a good old twist of black pepper drain off the oil when done. Whisk 4-6 egg yolks together, add a good handful of grated Parmesan or Pecorino ( no, cheddar will not “do”). Whisk in to the eggs about 2-3 tsp of the warm cooking water you definitely didn’t forget to save. Deglaze the pancetta pan with a bit of the water, add the noodles to it and stir them up. Take it off the heat, let it cool for a few minutes then stir the eggs through the noodles. Don’t put cabbage, chicken, mushrooms or anything else in it. Abracadabra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 29 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: These things☝️ 150-200g pancetta 4-6 egg yolks ( yolk only!!!!) Parmesan or pecorino, freshly grated Cook these, keep a cup of the cooking water. Cook 150-200g of pancetta, add a good old twist of black pepper drain off the oil when done. Whisk 4-6 egg yolks together, add a good handful of grated Parmesan or Pecorino ( no, cheddar will not “do”). Whisk in to the eggs about 2-3 tsp of the warm cooking water you definitely didn’t forget to save. Deglaze the pancetta pan with a bit of the water, add the noodles to it and stir them up. Take it off the heat, let it cool for a few minutes then stir the eggs through the noodles. Don’t put cabbage, chicken, mushrooms or anything else in it. Carbonara. Cheers, I’ll give that a go next week. Slightly concerned about raw egg. I’m not Rocky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 10 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: mate, if you drop this keto bollocks you can eat normal noodles like the rest of us and you won't have to continue chowing down on stuff that a dog would turn their nose up at. “The rest of us” Porker central this place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9163 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 10 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: I’m not Rocky 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13957 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Call me radical but I'm going to suggest that, in the long run, allowing yourself pasta and other things in moderation is healthier than denying yourself, eating unsatisfactory alternatives and getting so depressed at your diet that you keep cracking and ending up hoying three duck pizzas or a vat of supermarket curry sauce down your neck just to feel alive. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19732 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 21 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: “The rest of us” Porker central this place. you just need to burn off more than you put in and eat a balanced nutrient-rich diet. it ain't rocket science. these fad diets are never sustainable - you prove this perfectly as you swing from cabbage carbonara one week to lamb kofta pizza the next 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 I literally cannot believe this is still going on. A decade down the line 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9163 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: I literally cannot believe this is still going on. A decade down the line I cannot believe you cannot believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17597 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Hi guys! I made spaghetti bolognaise last night! Is this the 30 pence meal tory cunt Lee Anderson was talking about btw? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38549 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 14 minutes ago, Renton said: Is this the 30 pence meal tory cunt Lee Anderson was talking about btw? Only if you have it without black pepper/instant coffee. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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