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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread


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13 minutes ago, adios said:

All you've done here, Dave, is force a campaign of cat crap on your neighbours, up and down Bramhall.  Very selfish.

I'm ok with that, it'll give my new neighbours and I something to bond over.

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4 minutes ago, Renton said:

I'll be buying a house AGAIN later this year. Can't back the wails of the zombie sea gull keeping me awake at night. 

:lol: Proper fucking Victor Meldrew you like

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So, you're waiting in to show some people round your house and an elderly retired couple arrive. Hmmmn. After 63 seconds it transpires they are after a bungalow. Does this semi-detached house look like a fucking bungalow you nebby bastards?! :mad:

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16 hours ago, Renton said:

I'll be buying a house AGAIN later this year. Can't back the wails of the zombie sea gull keeping me awake at night. 

Will you be taking the stained glass window with you?

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8 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Jesus wept, how much have you spent on stamp duty, solicitors fees, searches and removals in the past 7 yrs?!

I don't even like to think about it. Probably enough to buy a......... house. This is going to have to be the last one like. I'm running out of life. :blink:

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4 minutes ago, Renton said:

I don't even like to think about it. Probably enough to buy a......... house. This is going to have to be the last one like. I'm running out of life. :blink:

We're not planning to leave this house for decades. Big enough to grow into and room to grow the house itself, if needs be. Moving seems to be a lot of money disappearing into the pockets of shiftless arseholes. Fortunate that we're first time buyers, otherwise Stamp Duty alone would have been over £10k!

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4 minutes ago, The Fish said:

We're not planning to leave this house for decades. Big enough to grow into and room to grow the house itself, if needs be. Moving seems to be a lot of money disappearing into the pockets of shiftless arseholes. Fortunate that we're first time buyers, otherwise Stamp Duty alone would have been over £10k!

 

Stealth boast. :razz:

 

Aye, stamp duty is the killer, the rest is incidental really. 

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5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Loved the seagull saga :lol:

was it really 7 years ago? :jesuswept:

No, silly.

 

Stainglassedwindowgate was about 10 years ago, when Dave was a double glazing sales man.

 

Seagullgate was less than 2 years ago. 

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1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

Stealth boast. :razz:

 

Aye, stamp duty is the killer, the rest is incidental really. 

Paid hundreds in surveys and searches. Most came back "Yeah it seems fine, but if you want a full exhaustive investigation we'll charge you another £x00 but you'll get a dvd!" Oh aye, I'm going to settle down in front of the fire with a glass of wine to watch a camera push through years of faeces and waste. 

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2 minutes ago, Renton said:

No, silly.

 

Stainglassedwindowgate was about 10 years ago, when Dave was a double glazing sales man.

 

Seagullgate was less than 2 years ago. 

Hey! Fuck you! No need to bring that up at all! Classic diversionary tactics.

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6 hours ago, The Fish said:

Paid hundreds in surveys and searches. Most came back "Yeah it seems fine, but if you want a full exhaustive investigation we'll charge you another £x00 but you'll get a dvd!" Oh aye, I'm going to settle down in front of the fire with a glass of wine to watch a camera push through years of faeces and waste. 

 

Only you would watch 2 Girls One Cup with a glass of wine. 

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1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

You were born in the wrong body Fish

You're right, I've the sensibilities and tastes of a golden haired adonis. 

 

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