Howmanheyman 26625 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Don't suppose anyone wants a budgie? What's up with it though CT? What makes you need it out? What CT didn't realise when he bought the budgie was that it used to live in a Boldon Brothel. When it saw his missus for the first time it sqwaulked, "Nice tits on the new lass". When it saw his daughter it sqwaulked "That other new lass has a cute arse!" but when CT walked in the room it sqwaulked, "Where you been CT? I haven't seen you for weeks!" Ok, I realise Budgies don't speak like parrots but I'm invoking artistic licence, lovies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13817 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 A dog is a mans best friend. A budgie, well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted March 7, 2013 Author Share Posted March 7, 2013 What was the reasoning behind buying the budgie anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 He's the Boldon Peter Griffin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 He's the Boldon Nick Griffin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 It's not a mistake, it's an alternative choice Aye, cos nee one has bought a kindle fire, ever she can read on it, check Facebook and watch videos. And it's cheaper than the rest. Struggling to see which part is the false economy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 (edited) You can read on it, but nobody would want to read on one for a prolonged period. And there are other tablets that do everything it does a lot better. Read the reviews. You done fucked up. Edited March 7, 2013 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 What CT didn't realise when he bought the budgie was that it used to live in a Boldon Brothel. When it saw his missus for the first time it sqwaulked, "Nice tits on the new lass". When it saw his daughter it sqwaulked "That other new lass has a cute arse!" but when CT walked in the room it sqwaulked, "Where you been CT? I haven't seen you for weeks!" Ok, I realise Budgies don't speak like parrots but I'm invoking artistic licence, lovies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Flippin Tassimo has taken over my life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Dear god, you don't do fickleness by halves, do you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Dear god, you don't do fickleness by halves, do you?? All or Nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 You can read on it, but nobody would want to read on one for a prolonged period. And there are other tablets that do everything it does a lot better. Read the reviews. You done fucked up. Find me a better tablet for £89 old man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Buy cheap buy twice, young bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Isn't he 3-4 years older than you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Like fuck is he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Flippin Tassimo has taken over my life! How many cups do get out of each box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I don't know how old he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Buy cheap buy twice, young bastard. Well an iPad beats them all but I'm not paying £400 for what's essentially half a laptop. I'm paying £89 for a small tablet. I already have a laptop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17633 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Thought you were buying this for your wife? Cheap bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Well an iPad beats them all but I'm not paying £400 for what's essentially half a laptop. I'm paying £89 for a small tablet. I already have a laptop. If you bought an ipad you'd actually be paying £300 for half a laptop and £100 for the drawing of an apple on the side, but let's not split hairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2013/01/kindle-fire-nabs-33-of-android-tablet-market-nexus-7-just-8/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 How many cups do get out of each box? About 8 I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34190 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 The money you must have spent on them CT. They're dead expensive to run, and if we're being honest, not a patch on the real thing. You were told all this around 4 weeks ago, so I make that around 48 weeks left before the light bulb in your head comes on. That estimate doesn't take into account your mood/taste swings, which could see you falling out with the Tassimo sooner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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