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Next both of you should post pictures of your penises so that we can judge who has the bigger one.

I would expect Meenzer to do this but not you.

 

 

The Germans love it up em! apparently :rolleyes:

Ah, the high standard of British humour. Are you sure you don't have any German genes...

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Next both of you should post pictures of your penises so that we can judge who has the bigger one.

I would expect Meenzer to do this but not you.

 

 

The Germans love it up em! apparently :rolleyes:

Ah, the high standard of British humour. Are you sure you don't have any German genes...

 

Jon is more Geordie Jeans tbh.

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Well 4 pages in and I've managed to work out the following.....

 

Vic likes to swear

Pat classes 2 months holding hands and a fumble behind the bike sheds as a "successful relationship"

Vic is clearly a pathological liar who bigs up his education quite considerably.

Pat possibly bigs up his but nowhere near as much as above.

Pat is correct when he slates Vic for the use of "formidable years"

Vic is an ungrateful twat who really should know what sides his fucking breads buttered on, you want to spend your time moaning about how unfair it is that you're banned and how slow and shite it is here then why not try one of the many other boards available? I believe that the HTT board is back, check Wackys or LMs sigs for details.

 

 

 

 

 

N-O admins clearly have the right idea.

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Well 4 pages in and I've managed to work out the following.....

 

Vic likes to swear

 

fuck yeah

 

Vic is clearly a pathological liar who bigs up his education quite considerably.

 

not at all. how to prove it though....

 

Vic is an ungrateful twat who really should know what sides his fucking breads buttered on, you want to spend your time moaning about how unfair it is that you're banned and how slow and shite it is here then why not try one of the many other boards available? I believe that the HTT board is back, check Wackys or LMs sigs for details.

 

when did I say it was shit here? it's slow in users, but the reason for that (apart from the presence of Verlaine and some of the more 'local' users) honestly escapes me, given the tits across the road.

 

N-O admins clearly have the right idea.

 

hmmmm.

 

-deeming what you can see in Page 3 as 'Pornographic Material'?

-leaving such horrendous material on the board for 8 hours?

-banning someone using an anonymous account, with no warning or explanation even though I was online when they did it?

-taking a complaint from GM seriously?

-deeming that someone wouldn't be sacked for viewing a football forum at work, but would be for viewing said tits?

 

I think they're a fucking joke, as personified by this months fuck ups. Like I said, they should be fucking gratefull anyone is still there to post (not that GC is actually rocking right now anyway)

 

I use the term 'they' as some are alright blokes, only they can't be separated from the fascist twats when they hide behind anonymous accounts

 

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Vic is clearly a pathological liar who bigs up his education quite considerably.

 

not at all. how to prove it though....

 

You could say something clever. :rolleyes:

 

on which subject?

 

evolutionary computing?

intelligent autonomous robotics?

machine learning?

automated reasoning?

neural networks?

computational neuroscience?

parallel computing?

sensorimotor control?

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Vic is clearly a pathological liar who bigs up his education quite considerably.

 

not at all. how to prove it though....

 

You could say something clever. :rolleyes:

 

on which subject?

 

evolutionary computing?

intelligent autonomous robotics?

machine learning?

automated reasoning?

neural networks?

computational neuroscience?

parallel computing?

sensorimotor control?

 

photoshopd :blink:

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Vic is clearly a pathological liar who bigs up his education quite considerably.

 

not at all. how to prove it though....

 

You could say something clever. :rolleyes:

 

on which subject?

 

evolutionary computing?

intelligent autonomous robotics?

machine learning?

automated reasoning?

neural networks?

computational neuroscience?

parallel computing?

sensorimotor control?

 

None of that is clever, per se. That's just book smarts.

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we could talk about my project, but I've only just had it assigned to me

 

Neuron simulation on an FPGA for robot control

 

Realistic models of spiking neurons such as that proposed by Izhikevich 2004 (see references) have interesting properties that can be exploited for sensorimotor control in robotics. To run complex models in real time, they may need to be implemented on parallel hardware such as FPGAs. The main aims of this project are to optimise code for such an implementation, interface the FPGA to sensory inputs and motor outputs on a robot, and use it to model networks of neurons inspired by insect sensorimotor systems.

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Vic is clearly a pathological liar who bigs up his education quite considerably.

 

not at all. how to prove it though....

 

You could say something clever. :blink:

 

on which subject?

 

evolutionary computing?

intelligent autonomous robotics?

machine learning?

automated reasoning?

neural networks?

computational neuroscience?

parallel computing?

sensorimotor control?

 

None of that is clever, per se. That's just book smarts.

 

 

no-one got anywhere through book learnin

 

Verlaine embarking on an absolutely pointless career then :rolleyes:

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we could talk about my project, but I've only just had it assigned to me

 

Neuron simulation on an FPGA for robot control

 

Realistic models of spiking neurons such as that proposed by Izhikevich 2004 (see references) have interesting properties that can be exploited for sensorimotor control in robotics. To run complex models in real time, they may need to be implemented on parallel hardware such as FPGAs. The main aims of this project are to optimise code for such an implementation, interface the FPGA to sensory inputs and motor outputs on a robot, and use it to model networks of neurons inspired by insect sensorimotor systems.

 

Is that a real robot walking up the stairs on that advert then ?? ( can't remember what the ad is for now ??)

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Well 4 pages in and I've managed to work out the following.....

 

Vic likes to swear

Pat classes 2 months holding hands and a fumble behind the bike sheds as a "successful relationship"

Vic is clearly a pathological liar who bigs up his education quite considerably.

Pat possibly bigs up his but nowhere near as much as above.

Pat is correct when he slates Vic for the use of "formidable years"

Vic is an ungrateful twat who really should know what sides his fucking breads buttered on, you want to spend your time moaning about how unfair it is that you're banned and how slow and shite it is here then why not try one of the many other boards available? I believe that the HTT board is back, check Wackys or LMs sigs for details.

 

 

 

 

 

N-O admins clearly have the right idea.

 

Don't bring me into this! I only temporarily stooped to Vic level before regaining my senses.

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Vic is clearly a pathological liar who bigs up his education quite considerably.

 

not at all. how to prove it though....

 

You could say something clever. :blink:

 

on which subject?

 

evolutionary computing?

intelligent autonomous robotics?

machine learning?

automated reasoning?

neural networks?

computational neuroscience?

parallel computing?

sensorimotor control?

 

None of that is clever, per se. That's just book smarts.

 

 

no-one got anywhere through book learnin

 

Verlaine embarking on an absolutely pointless career then :rolleyes:

 

I'll be teaching English literature. Unlike, say, maths/computing-based subjects, there's very little to be learned from textbooks. Well done on yet another piss-poor, self-defeating argument.

 

Additionally, I didn't claim that no one ever got anywhere through learning by rote. I'm just suggesting that it doesn't prove cleverness in any way, shape or form. Intellect is innate. Learning through accumulation of knowledge is entirely different.

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we could talk about my project, but I've only just had it assigned to me

 

Neuron simulation on an FPGA for robot control

 

Realistic models of spiking neurons such as that proposed by Izhikevich 2004 (see references) have interesting properties that can be exploited for sensorimotor control in robotics. To run complex models in real time, they may need to be implemented on parallel hardware such as FPGAs. The main aims of this project are to optimise code for such an implementation, interface the FPGA to sensory inputs and motor outputs on a robot, and use it to model networks of neurons inspired by insect sensorimotor systems.

 

Is that a real robot walking up the stairs on that advert then ?? ( can't remember what the ad is for now ??)

 

http://world.honda.com/ASIMO/

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Vic is clearly a pathological liar who bigs up his education quite considerably.

 

not at all. how to prove it though....

 

You could say something clever. :blink:

 

on which subject?

 

evolutionary computing?

intelligent autonomous robotics?

machine learning?

automated reasoning?

neural networks?

computational neuroscience?

parallel computing?

sensorimotor control?

 

None of that is clever, per se. That's just book smarts.

 

 

no-one got anywhere through book learnin

 

Verlaine embarking on an absolutely pointless career then :rolleyes:

 

I'll be teaching English literature. Unlike, say, maths/computing-based subjects, there's very little to be learned from textbooks. Well done on yet another piss-poor, self-defeating argument.

 

Additionally, I didn't claim that no one ever got anywhere through learning by rote. I'm just suggesting that it doesn't prove cleverness in any way, shape or form. Intellect is innate. Learning through accumulation of knowledge is entirely different.

 

oooh he words write good :blink:

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we could talk about my project, but I've only just had it assigned to me

 

Neuron simulation on an FPGA for robot control

 

Realistic models of spiking neurons such as that proposed by Izhikevich 2004 (see references) have interesting properties that can be exploited for sensorimotor control in robotics. To run complex models in real time, they may need to be implemented on parallel hardware such as FPGAs. The main aims of this project are to optimise code for such an implementation, interface the FPGA to sensory inputs and motor outputs on a robot, and use it to model networks of neurons inspired by insect sensorimotor systems.

 

Is that a real robot walking up the stairs on that advert then ?? ( can't remember what the ad is for now ??)

 

http://world.honda.com/ASIMO/

 

Cheers...have been having a debate with wor lad about it.

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On topic, if you break the forum rules you get banned and everyone knows that's what's going to happen, especially on NO. So why get a wobbly lip about it?

 

you think a pair of tits is pornographic?

 

you think a 28 day unanswerable anonymous ban is justified on the grounds that someone 'could get the sack', even though they were browsing a football forum at work? (a sackable offence at most work places)

 

you think the complaint should have been taken seriously as it came from GM?

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It's up to the mods what's pornographic though, isn't it? You use their forum and you play by their rules, that's life unfortunately. In terms of the workplace, I think employers would consider it pornographic. I wouldn't get sacked for browsing a footy forum, dunno where you work.

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It's up to the mods what's pornographic. In terms of the workplace, I think employers would consider it pornographic. I wouldn't get sacked for browsing a footy forum, dunno where you work.

 

ask HR if you can see your workplace acceptable internet use policy, I think you'll be surprised

 

If you don't have one, then you can get sacked for doing anything they don't like, so unless you work at the Chron....

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Not another N-O thread :lol: We stuck with you for another month then Vic? You love it here if you're being honest. Probably got banned on purpose.

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Not another N-O thread :lol: We stuck with you for another month then Vic? You love it here if you're being honest. Probably got banned on purpose.

 

I am honestly wondering why it's so quiet here compared to N-O with those tits running it

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