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Seen a good trick at the weekend called the 'three man lift'. Has anyone seen it done before or had anyone do it to them? :D

 

It's fucking hilarious for non-participants

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And a painful arsehole for one of the participants???? :(:D

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Just managed to find this picture to give you some idea how it works, only on this photo it looks like the forfeit maybe getting a drink poured down your throat.

 

What you do is find someone gourmless, preferably someone you don't like then convince them that if they lie on the floor with a bloke either side of them (linking), that another man/woman in your party is strong enough to lift the three of them at once. Once lying on the floor between the other two it's impossible for them to move, rendering them helpless.

 

Our version wasn't quite so pretty as the one in the photo and involved one of the lads dropping his strides and rubbing his sweaty arse and balls in the unfortunate middle mans face, about 15 times.

 

We'd been on the drink all day as well, the lad in question ran to the toilet and was sick in disgust, i was nearly sick laughing. :D

 

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Just managed to find this picture to give you some idea how it works, only on this photo it looks like the forfeit maybe getting a drink poured down your throat.

 

What you do is find someone gourmless, preferably someone you don't like then convince them that if they lie on the floor with a bloke either side of them (linking), that another man/woman in your party is strong enough to lift the three of them at once. Once lying on the floor between the other two it's impossible for them to move, rendering them helpless.

 

Our version wasn't quite so pretty as the one in the photo and involved one of the lads dropping his strides and rubbing his sweaty arse and balls in the unfortunate middle mans face, about 15 times.

We'd been on the drink all day as well, the lad in question ran to the toilet and was sick in disgust, i was nearly sick laughing. :D

 

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15 times?

 

........fifteen times? :D

 

Don't take this the wrong way but......

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Just managed to find this picture to give you some idea how it works, only on this photo it looks like the forfeit maybe getting a drink poured down your throat.

 

What you do is find someone gourmless, preferably someone you don't like then convince them that if they lie on the floor with a bloke either side of them (linking), that another man/woman in your party is strong enough to lift the three of them at once. Once lying on the floor between the other two it's impossible for them to move, rendering them helpless.

 

Our version wasn't quite so pretty as the one in the photo and involved one of the lads dropping his strides and rubbing his sweaty arse and balls in the unfortunate middle mans face, about 15 times.

 

We'd been on the drink all day as well, the lad in question ran to the toilet and was sick in disgust, i was nearly sick laughing. :D

 

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Now then, who off this board readily springs to mind?

 

Oh, and just in case you hadn't noticed - Owen had agreed to join us.

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Just managed to find this picture to give you some idea how it works, only on this photo it looks like the forfeit maybe getting a drink poured down your throat.

 

What you do is find someone gourmless, preferably someone you don't like then convince them that if they lie on the floor with a bloke either side of them (linking), that another man/woman in your party is strong enough to lift the three of them at once. Once lying on the floor between the other two it's impossible for them to move, rendering them helpless.

 

Our version wasn't quite so pretty as the one in the photo and involved one of the lads dropping his strides and rubbing his sweaty arse and balls in the unfortunate middle mans face, about 15 times.

We'd been on the drink all day as well, the lad in question ran to the toilet and was sick in disgust, i was nearly sick laughing. :D

 

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15 times?

 

........fifteen times? :D

 

Don't take this the wrong way but......

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Wasn't counting but it was around there. He had to fuck off after that as all he could smell was sweaty arse and balls from then on.

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Perhaps it would be better explained in the form of a poem?

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He questioned the man's ability

He doubted he had the knack

But before he knew it

He was on the floor

With a face full of balls and crack

:D

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Perhaps it would be better explained in the form of a poem?

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He questioned the man's ability

He doubted he had the knack

But before he knew it

He was on the floor

With a face full of balls and crack

:D

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:D

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Perhaps it would be better explained in the form of a poem?

22373[/snapback]

 

He questioned the man's ability

He doubted he had the knack

But before he knew it

He was on the floor

With a face full of balls and crack

:icon_lol:

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:stars:

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I'm glad I don't drink where you do! :suicide:

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