Guest Patrokles Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Although I'm personally not a big drinker, this might be of interest to those who enjoy drinking games and football, and have sky sports. The current rules are: - Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer - Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute) - Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period. - Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking - Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager - In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty. - Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager. - Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager. - Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer. - Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer. - Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer - Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager - Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky - Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round - Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer - Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer - Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager - Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed - Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager - Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager - Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager - Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager - Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager. - Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellamy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice. - Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 how the fuck are you supposed to remember all that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8973 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 how the fuck are you supposed to remember all that? print off the page and having a totally empty life should suffice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Hows this for a drinking game? Watch your team get gubbed at home to Cowdenbeath and continue drinking cans of stella until you pass out. Easy to remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Hows this for a drinking game? Watch your team get gubbed at home to Cowdenbeath and continue drinking cans of stella until you pass out. Easy to remember. 2-0's hardly a gubbing - it's not as if an ex-Elgin player scored against you or anything... Only 3-0 this week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Played this last week, got absolutely wrecked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Does he work for Jager? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 (edited) Meh. I'd rather just, you know, drink my drink/shot, and watch the football than play some wacky drinking game. Edited February 24, 2007 by Tecato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 whats is Jager? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio 0 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 whats is Jager? Jagermeister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 whats is Jager? Jagermeister. aah right, I dont like that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Serious question. What constitutes a 'shot' of beer? Do you mean a small glass of beer, or half pint, or pint ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Serious question. What constitutes a 'shot' of beer? Do you mean a small glass of beer, or half pint, or pint ??? Obviously in a shot glass you senile old fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Serious question. What constitutes a 'shot' of beer? Do you mean a small glass of beer, or half pint, or pint ??? Obviously in a shot glass you senile old fool. Okay then, fuckhead, how much beer in this fuckin 'shot' glass??? Do I fill it up?? Do I put the equivalent of a 'shot' {fuckin' Americanism anyway. btw, I've nowt against any American, just some fuckers over here tend to latch on to Americanisms far too easily for my liking eg 'already' and 'shot' - go on, some fucker tell me 'shot' comes from UK} in it??? Half full??? Quater full???? HOw much?? Come on, fuckin tell me??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Serious question. What constitutes a 'shot' of beer? Do you mean a small glass of beer, or half pint, or pint ??? Obviously in a shot glass you senile old fool. Okay then, fuckhead, how much beer in this fuckin 'shot' glass??? Do I fill it up?? Do I put the equivalent of a 'shot' {fuckin' Americanism anyway. btw, I've nowt against any American, just some fuckers over here tend to latch on to Americanisms far too easily for my liking eg 'already' and 'shot' - go on, some fucker tell me 'shot' comes from UK} in it??? Half full??? Quater full???? HOw much?? Come on, fuckin tell me??? Calm down man I was only messing about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Serious question. What constitutes a 'shot' of beer? Do you mean a small glass of beer, or half pint, or pint ??? Obviously in a shot glass you senile old fool. Okay then, fuckhead, how much beer in this fuckin 'shot' glass??? Do I fill it up?? Do I put the equivalent of a 'shot' {fuckin' Americanism anyway. btw, I've nowt against any American, just some fuckers over here tend to latch on to Americanisms far too easily for my liking eg 'already' and 'shot' - go on, some fucker tell me 'shot' comes from UK} in it??? Half full??? Quater full???? HOw much?? Come on, fuckin tell me??? Calm down man I was only messing about. My apologies, Jonny. I need a slap. I am just really really pissed off with this fucking pc Plus I've had one or two cuba libres and the pc is just laugghing at me - basteard. That's the pc - not you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Serious question. What constitutes a 'shot' of beer? Do you mean a small glass of beer, or half pint, or pint ??? Obviously in a shot glass you senile old fool. Okay then, fuckhead, how much beer in this fuckin 'shot' glass??? Do I fill it up?? Do I put the equivalent of a 'shot' {fuckin' Americanism anyway. btw, I've nowt against any American, just some fuckers over here tend to latch on to Americanisms far too easily for my liking eg 'already' and 'shot' - go on, some fucker tell me 'shot' comes from UK} in it??? Half full??? Quater full???? HOw much?? Come on, fuckin tell me??? Calm down man I was only messing about. My apologies, Jonny. I need a slap. I am just really really pissed off with this fucking pc Plus I've had one or two cuba libres and the pc is just laugghing at me - basteard. That's the pc - not you *Wipes Brow* Phew I didn't want their to be no bad blood between us sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Serious question. What constitutes a 'shot' of beer? Do you mean a small glass of beer, or half pint, or pint ??? Obviously in a shot glass you senile old fool. Okay then, fuckhead, how much beer in this fuckin 'shot' glass??? Do I fill it up?? Do I put the equivalent of a 'shot' {fuckin' Americanism anyway. btw, I've nowt against any American, just some fuckers over here tend to latch on to Americanisms far too easily for my liking eg 'already' and 'shot' - go on, some fucker tell me 'shot' comes from UK} in it??? Half full??? Quater full???? HOw much?? Come on, fuckin tell me??? Calm down man I was only messing about. My apologies, Jonny. I need a slap. I am just really really pissed off with this fucking pc Plus I've had one or two cuba libres and the pc is just laugghing at me - basteard. That's the pc - not you *Wipes Brow* Phew I didn't want their to be no bad blood between us sir. Never, 2Jags, never. if I ever upset anyone on here I would be the first to back down in an attempt to kiss and make up as I am too old to fall out with people Don't call me sir either - I get enough of that at work and it is hard to hear at times due to my communist leanings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Serious question. What constitutes a 'shot' of beer? Do you mean a small glass of beer, or half pint, or pint ??? Obviously in a shot glass you senile old fool. Okay then, fuckhead, how much beer in this fuckin 'shot' glass??? Do I fill it up?? Do I put the equivalent of a 'shot' {fuckin' Americanism anyway. btw, I've nowt against any American, just some fuckers over here tend to latch on to Americanisms far too easily for my liking eg 'already' and 'shot' - go on, some fucker tell me 'shot' comes from UK} in it??? Half full??? Quater full???? HOw much?? Come on, fuckin tell me??? "Outside! Now!! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Serious question. What constitutes a 'shot' of beer? Do you mean a small glass of beer, or half pint, or pint ??? Obviously in a shot glass you senile old fool. Okay then, fuckhead, how much beer in this fuckin 'shot' glass??? Do I fill it up?? Do I put the equivalent of a 'shot' {fuckin' Americanism anyway. btw, I've nowt against any American, just some fuckers over here tend to latch on to Americanisms far too easily for my liking eg 'already' and 'shot' - go on, some fucker tell me 'shot' comes from UK} in it??? Half full??? Quater full???? HOw much?? Come on, fuckin tell me??? "Outside! Now!! " I would rather do it inside Anyway, Cath, you would easy beat me up as I'm just a big softie really. But more to the point, did you have a nice b/day and was Mika good?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 (edited) I would rather do it inside Anyway, Cath, you would easy beat me up as I'm just a big softie really. But more to the point, did you have a nice b/day and was Mika good?? Absolutely brilliant, thank you, on both counts. And I'd never beat you up, Mr Hips! Edited February 25, 2007 by catmag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I would rather do it inside Anyway, Cath, you would easy beat me up as I'm just a big softie really. But more to the point, did you have a nice b/day and was Mika good?? Absolutely brilliant, thank you, on both counts. ANd I'd never beat you up, Mr Hips! That's nice to hear. We'll just settle for a good wrestling match then Glad you had a super day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I would rather do it inside Anyway, Cath, you would easy beat me up as I'm just a big softie really. But more to the point, did you have a nice b/day and was Mika good?? Absolutely brilliant, thank you, on both counts. ANd I'd never beat you up, Mr Hips! That's nice to hear. We'll just settle for a good wrestling match then Glad you had a super day. naked wrestling match ina mud pit ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 naked wrestling match ina mud pit ?? Aaaaaand snakehips disappears to use his imagination.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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