Lazarus 0 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Ant and Dec. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34181 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 You spelt wank wrong in the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 You should always have a good piece of literature in your bathroom in case it's going to be a long one. I have the Football Yearbook in mine for example, so I can check who did win the 1976 Scottish FA Cup final while squeezing out that last log.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Im usually dodging splash-back tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellsy 0 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Im generally wondering where the hell the big log went? Clearly i heard a loud clap of thunder when it broke the surface of the water but where did it go? Then i question myself after i see a peanut sized log.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I have a calendar of sudoku and a pen by the bog, it's the most relaxing way to poo, I find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34181 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I take the laptop in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I take the laptop in. do you have wireless, there by making you able to Shi-rf the net? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34181 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Affirmative. I can Wii and Pii. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 (edited) Affirmative. I can Wii and Pii. that is, perhaps, the most upsetting thing I've ever read. Edited March 5, 2007 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I read on the pan I have a collection of reading material in the lav, mainly FHM, FOURFOURTWO and T3, some times I take a novel, its the sign of a good book when it scores on the cold arse rating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34181 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 T3? Qu'est ce que c'est? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 T3? Qu'est ce que c'est? Boy's toys tbh (magazine). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted March 5, 2007 Author Share Posted March 5, 2007 I take the laptop in. Boss not mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I take the laptop in. That's just wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 T3? Qu'est ce que c'est? Boy's toys tbh (magazine). Aye gadgets etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34181 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I take the laptop in. That's just wrong. In the future, all bathrooms will have laptops pre-fitted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I take the laptop in. That's just wrong. In the future, all bathrooms will have laptops pre-fitted. Would have had you done more as the sort of person to take a handheld rather than a laptop into the toilet with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Am I the only one who shits, wipes and then leaves? I'm normally in and out in a couple of minutes, if I want to read a book I can think of nicer places than my FREEZING cold bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Am I the only one who shits, wipes and then leaves? Don't you wash your hands ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Am I the only one who shits, wipes and then leaves? I'm normally in and out in a couple of minutes, if I want to read a book I can think of nicer places than my FREEZING cold bathroom. Ditto. In, out, shake it all about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Am I the only one who shits, wipes and then leaves? Don't you wash your hands ? Nah, I find it more hygenic to lick them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Am I the only one who shits, wipes and then leaves? Don't you wash your hands ? Nah, I find it more hygenic to lick them. Shame your tongue can't reach your arse as then you could kill two birds with one stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Squat, drop, wipe, wash hands and you're away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 something about that room that is quite calming iyam. I do some of my best thinking on the bog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now